Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look rounder, but Khloe Kardashian rocks them and she rocks them well. That’s because she lost weight and she looks great!
Now is the perfect time for Koko to attempt to become the hawt sister.
With Kim Kardashian’s a$$ now looking like a hot air balloon, this may be Khloe’s only opportunity to become the hot sister. Khloe has always struggled with her weight, and at her height she’s naturally always going to look bigger than she is when paired up with her shorter, thinner half-siblings.
You know the infamous Kardashian family, well apparently “There are so many stories and everyone thinks they know the truth but they don’t know the half of it,” Khloe Kardashian says. The K-family returns next month to terrorize us all with their scripted bullsh!t, minus Yeezy who is rumored to be stepping away from Kim Kardashian’s reality shows. I will definitely watch when Kim gives birth, but that won’t air during season 8. Kris Jenner is probably putting together a month long mini-series for that occasion. Meanwhile ratings for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami have plummeted.
As soon as Khloe Kardashian had her debut hosting last season of The X Factor, there were rumors that she was getting fired. On Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Khloe was so nervous about her new gig, and justifiably so.
Khloe has as much experience hosting live TV as she does dating white guys. She just wasn’t the right fit and Kris Jenner should have never signed her up to do it.
Fox revealed that Mario Lopez will return but Khloe won’t. The network didn’t cite a reason for her firing, but said, “We really enjoyed working with her and wish her all the best in her future endeavors.”
Mario isn’t much better than Khloe. The show needs some serious revamping for next season.
If you were losing any sleep wondering if the Kimye baby is okay while growing in Kim Kardashian’s infested womb, turns out Kimberly is finally coming to terms with her publicity stunt pregnancy. She’s no longer wearing clothes that are too tight for her.
Khloe Kardashian says: “I think she’s finally feeling great about her pregnancy. There’s an awkward time, you’re not really showing, you don’t feel like your old self.”
Kim’s maternity fashion at the MTV Movie Awards was appropriate and she hasn’t worn anything ridiculously tight recently, as you can see. Hopefully she’ll keep it that way.
Pregnant Kim Kardashian admits that it’s “creepy” that she’s videotaping her sister Kendall Jenner sunbathing in a bikini. Kendall is thin, tall and toned, which is why she makes a great model. Khloe Kardashian is also in this short video and she calls Kim out when Kim tries to pretend that she’s jealous of Kendall’s height instead of her flawfree physique. Kendall won’t always look this good (enjoy it), but curvy Kimmy definitely has to work hard to keep her weight down.
Even the help of Khloe Kardashian recently smelling her sisters’ snatches and random Kanye West appearances can’t save the sinking ship that is the Kardashian reality shows. The K-crew has lost half of its audience. We’ve been waiting for this to happen for years! Happy Hump Day.
“From bikini waxes to vampire facials, the Kardashians will do anything to get ratings, but the numbers show that their fan base is rapidly declining,” Radar reports.
At the height of their fame, the spin-off, Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami set a record for E!, with the season finale of season two in 2010 pulling in a whopping 3.7 million viewers.”
A January 2012 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York episode drew nearly 4.5 million while recent Kourtney & Kim Take Miami episodes have only garnered 1.3 million viewers!
Well Kris Jenner inked deals so that we’ll be seeing more seasons of this scripted crap for a few more years, but it’s nice to know the undeserved Kardashian star power is fading fast. A panicked Kris is probably scheduling Khloe’s pregnancy and divorce right now.
Lamar Odom’s charity Cathy’s Kids is under fire. Khloe Kardashian‘s husband is being accused of not donating any money to cancer research despite Cathy’s Kids mission statement. ODumb created the charity in memory of his mother who died from cancer when he was 12 years old.
“The purpose of the charity was to help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research. But according to official records there is no evidence any of the money ever went to fight cancer.”
There is proof that none of $900,000 of the $2.2 million that was raised went to cancer research. There’s no evidence whatsoever of where the money went, TMZ reports.
“Lamar sat down for an interview with ESPN producers — he brushed off questions about where the money went by saying it was all his dough, despite the fact the money was raised through solicitations on his website, Khloe Kardashian’s website and others.”
Khloe Kardashian was wearing a short thin dress when a gust of wind hit her crotch area, raising her dress in the air which likely sent the paparazzi scrambling. Kim Kardashan‘s younger sister was not pulling a Britney though, she had on Spanx. No word on whether or not she was wearing anything underneath her Spanx.
Many celebrities have come out saying how much they like Spanx. By ‘many’ I mean Katy Perry. Other stars like Eva Longoria and Bethenny Frankel have been photographed with their Spanx hanging out. This is the world we live in. Running around without Spanx is like leaving the house without your cell phone.
Khloe Tweeted: “Shorts, spanks, boy shorts under a dress/skirt are a must!”