Back from a fun filled trip to Paris, Lisa Vanderpump and her husband Ken are planning to renew their vows. Lisa brought back the “she she she” wedding designer to put things together. Not much else happens until we see Taylor Armstrong meet up with a drunk Dana Wilkey. Dana was dropped from the show after putting in so much ever to tell the world a few hundred times that her sunglasses cost “TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!” Dana is clearly the comic relief the series sometimes desperately needs.
Dana, who broke up with her fiance for allegedly cheating on her, tells Taylor to start dating. “I might be the only person in our group getting laid,” she says.
“I drink a lot, and I’m okay with it. And I f–k a lot and I’m okay with it,” Dana says. Sadly Dana looks so broken, regardless of all the f–king she’s been doing.
Dana then asks: “Are you friends with Brandi now, because I hate that b!tch?” Dana slurs about how Brandi was never on their level (because she doesn’t have as much money as they do), and the only reason why she ever hung out with them is because Adrienne introduced Brandi to the other girls. This is true.
Brandi is broke and she was Adrienne’s close friend. Sadly Brandi chose a friendship with Lisa over her friendship with Adrienne and threw Adrienne under the bus.
At Kyle Richards’ clothing store opening, Taylor confronts Yolanda Foster. Taylor confesses that she had issues with Yolanda’s husband and that made her distant with Yolanda. Yolanda is a cocky jerk about the conversation and she could care less.
Adrienne and Paul attend Kyle’s store opening but they stay far from Brandi Glanville. Kim and Kyle end up bawling abut Kim’s drinking problem. Granted the show is edited, but I never thought that Kim’s drinking was that bad, and I never cared. Kim needs to work on her sobriety off-camera. She should be swapped out for Drunken Dana.
