You know the infamous Kardashian family, well apparently “There are so many stories and everyone thinks they know the truth but they don’t know the half of it,” Khloe Kardashian says. The K-family returns next month to terrorize us all with their scripted bullsh!t, minus Yeezy who is rumored to be stepping away from Kim Kardashian’s reality shows. I will definitely watch when Kim gives birth, but that won’t air during season 8. Kris Jenner is probably putting together a month long mini-series for that occasion. Meanwhile ratings for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami have plummeted.
Kris and Kendall Jenner were spotted out in LA yesterday going to check out the Russell James photography exhibit at the Guy Hepner Contemporary Art Gallery. The ladies looked good, but their appearance followed on the heels of Kris having to defend her marriage.
Kris recently took to her blog to go after Star magazine for running a story that she and Bruce Jenner were headed for divorce. She wrote:
“My husband and I have been married for over 20 years and I love him. We are so lucky that we get to have so much fun together and with our kids. STAR MAGAZINE, I know you’re going to write your BS to sell magazines, but I will do everything I can to protect my family. The conversation that Bruce supposedly had with our kids, NEVER happened. So if you’re going to talk to your usual ‘anonymous sources’ about these stories, at least try and make sure that they’re credible.”
Honestly, I doubt they’re headed for divorce. Could Bruce get anyone else with a face like that?
I’ve never seen so much bad work done. Although, if they were to divorce I think it would be Kris who would file. She comes off shady and money hungry, so she’d probably do it for the press and then somehow manage to get her own show.
Still, I don”t wish divorce on anyone, so I hope these rumors aren’t true.
Even the help of Khloe Kardashian recently smelling her sisters’ snatches and random Kanye West appearances can’t save the sinking ship that is the Kardashian reality shows. The K-crew has lost half of its audience. We’ve been waiting for this to happen for years! Happy Hump Day.
“From bikini waxes to vampire facials, the Kardashians will do anything to get ratings, but the numbers show that their fan base is rapidly declining,” Radar reports.
At the height of their fame, the spin-off, Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami set a record for E!, with the season finale of season two in 2010 pulling in a whopping 3.7 million viewers.”
A January 2012 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York episode drew nearly 4.5 million while recent Kourtney & Kim Take Miami episodes have only garnered 1.3 million viewers!
Well Kris Jenner inked deals so that we’ll be seeing more seasons of this scripted crap for a few more years, but it’s nice to know the undeserved Kardashian star power is fading fast. A panicked Kris is probably scheduling Khloe’s pregnancy and divorce right now.
Kris Jenner has done a lot of questionable things for the sake of her children, but this time she ‘s being truly despicable.
Reports are claiming she paid off hairdresser Alex Roldan, rumored to be Khloe Kardashian’s real father (and, if you look at the pics you can kind of see a resemblance). How much? Well, $30 million dollars along with getting him to sign a non-disclosure clause.
Apparently, Kris has been paying him off for the last three years, which mean he’s probably made a lot more and that he’s probably just as gross as Kris.
Kris and Khloe both insist that Robert Kardashian is her father, but have never submitted to a DNA test. Surely, if Khloe found out that her mother had been hiding something this big, sh!t would hit the fan.
I feel the same way about Kris Jenner getting hacked as I do about Donald Trump getting hacked. Its hard for me to feel sorry for her. She has a fame addiction and society would be better off without her K-family selling numerous products and starring in multiple reality shows.
Kris cheated on her late husband and she married Bruce Jenner when he was one of the biggest stars in the world. She represents what being superficial and materialistic is all about.
Kris allegedly has five mortgages and has owed hundreds of thousands on a few credit cards. Her credit report is pretty tame, all things considered.
Kris Jenner has recently been trying to get Kanye West to let her act as his manager! I guess she really thought she'd have an in with him considering she will soon be his mother-in-law, but Kanye is putting his foot down.
A close source released this information to Radar, and says the following:
"She said she would be willing to start out representing him in new endorsements and his personal life as it pertains to the reality shows. Kanye politely declined though as he is extremely happy with his current manager, agent, etc. Kris took it well, but she will definitely approach Kanye again if she sees an opening.”
Kim Kardashian told DuJour magazine that Kanye West has taught her about privacy. Clearly the amateur p0rn star is getting sick of having cameras on her at all times, or Kanye told her it needs to end.
Kimmy has already planned her reality TV exit. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star says that next season of her hit E! series will be her last. Kim blogged that she actually doesn't plan on leaving the show, but in reality she is saying goodbye.
A source tells HollywoodLlife:
"Momager Kris Jenner is furious over the thought of Kim, 32, quitting! Kim’s blog post isn’t exactly the truth, and Kris, 57, is livid! “
Kris is blaming Kanye: “[Kris] thinks the show will be nothing without Kim, and she is pissed at Kanye [West] for steering Kim towards quitting. It is a really screwed up situation over there right now.”
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Kim Kardashian does have a thing for guys with K names. She’s still married to Kris Humphries and it’s likely that one day she’ll marry and divorce Kanye West. Kris Jenner has given all of her daughters “K” names and she wants Kimmy K to follow in her footsteps.
Calvin Blanco reports: “Kim is angry that Kanye has no intentions on having his first child have a name that starts with a ‘K’. Kris Jenner and Kim have approached the rapper with the idea.”
Kris told Kourtney Kardashian to give her kids K names but she refused. Kim is reportedly upset that Kanye doesn’t want to go with the K theme.
“It has become a tradition to them and Kim will do whatever it takes to have her baby’s name start with a ‘K’. K names are so limited. They should go with a J name. That’s a much better choice.
Fame hungry Kris Jenner has been gifted with a new talk show. The program will air in major markets on a test run including New York and Los Angeles. The one-hour talk show will premiere this summer.
USA Today reports: Kris will be a daily, one-hour entertainment talk show and promises to offer viewers “a daily jolt of celebrity guests, fashion & beauty trends; plus a mix of lifestyle topics — all through the distinctive and unpredictable perspective of Kris Jenner.
Jenner added: “This is something I have wanted to do all my life so it’s definitely a dream come true!”
I think Kris is fairly likeable, but no one respects her, right? Who the hell is going to watch this show?! Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ratings are tanking. The K-fanbase is shrinking.
The 2012 Kardashian Khristmas Kard has been released. Kim's cat Mercy is in the card, Mercy has since died. And Khloe Kardashian told Ellen DeGeneres that she'll be Photoshopped in this year.
Kendall Jenner is too sexy, Rob Kardashian and Kris Jenner look ridiculous and Khloe and Lamar don't have to have their hands on each other at all times, but this is definitely their best card yet! Penelope Disick has her official debut and they all look very happy.