Tags: Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Reality TV, Rob Kardashian
You know the infamous Kardashian family, well apparently “There are so many stories and everyone thinks they know the truth but they don’t know the half of it,” Khloe Kardashian says. The K-family returns next month to terrorize us all with their scripted bullsh!t, minus Yeezy who is rumored to be stepping away from Kim Kardashian’s reality shows. I will definitely watch when Kim gives birth, but that won’t air during season 8. Kris Jenner is probably putting together a month long mini-series for that occasion. Meanwhile ratings for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami have plummeted.
Tags: Jaden Smith, Kylie Jenner
Jaden Smith is an actor and an aspiring rapper who just so happens to be dating Kylie Jenner. Jaden describes Kylie as a wonderful girlfriend and he explains that he hopes that people will take his music seriously. Good luck with that one! He’s better off just humming in the background on Justin Bieber songs.
On his relationship with Kylie: “I was in LA, we were all hanging out. Then I went to New York and she came too, then she came here and surprised me, so that’s pretty baller. She’s one of my best friends. It’s pretty awesome.”
* She’s a stalker!
On his music: “I try to go for the trippy vocals, the trippy sounds, because that’s what really makes a production, you know what I mean? I was going for that kind of lo-fi sound, so I could show people that I don’t need big budgets and it’s serious- we’re rapping and it’s not a game. The movement, and everything, it’s actually real. We’re serious about it.”
Tags: Celebrity Couples, Jaden Smith, Kylie Jenner
Kylie Jenner, 15, is dating Will Smith’s 14-year-old son Jaden Smith. Just like her older sisters Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian, Kylie likes the dark meat.
An UsWeekly source, aka Kris Jenner, says: “They’re dating. It’s new, but they’ve been friends forever.”
Kylie and Jaden were spotted on a date on Sunday.
Prior to dating the “Hello” rapper, Kylie was linked to Australian pop star Cody Simpson. She denied the rumors, telling Seventeen in September 2012, “Cody and I are just good friends. We can say that as much as we want and people will still listen to gossip.”
I don’t like this couple. I can’t be happy about seeing any of the Kardashians or Jenners with anybody until they’re all off TV.
Tags: Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner
Spoken like two delusional girls who have the same level of intelligence as their older sister Kim Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie Jenner had the audacity to say that they don't want to be Kardashians. The girls are featured in the March issue of Glamour magazine.
Kendall said: “We’re full-throttle Jenners! We don’t have any desire to be Kardashians.”
Kylie added: “All that matters is that we’re a family."
Uh… these girls are the daughters of Kris Jenner and are featured on all of the Kardashian shows. Sigh.
Kendall then went on to complain about the paparazzi. Again.
"We don’t remember what it’s like to be normal kids who aren’t harassed by the paparazzi. I hate that. We’re underage girls. I don’t want to be followed by random men I don’t know. It can also be hard to deal with other kids who are jealous or mean."
Um, ya. No one is going to feel sorry for these brats, but nice try.
Tags: Brody Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Lamar Odom, Scott Disick
Penelope Disick was born into a family that documents everything via Tweets, so naturally Penelope is featured in some Instagram photos that were taken at the Kardashian–Jenner Christmas party.
Kylie and Kendall Jenner posted pictures of their $3,000 Celine handbags. Kendall also got $1,200 spiked patent leather Christian Louboutins from Khloe Kardashian. Sigh. This family has way too much crap and they probably don't pay for much of it either. Penelope needs to grow some frickin' hair.
Tags: Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Rob Kardashian
The 2012 Kardashian Khristmas Kard has been released. Kim's cat Mercy is in the card, Mercy has since died. And Khloe Kardashian told Ellen DeGeneres that she'll be Photoshopped in this year.
Kendall Jenner is too sexy, Rob Kardashian and Kris Jenner look ridiculous and Khloe and Lamar don't have to have their hands on each other at all times, but this is definitely their best card yet! Penelope Disick has her official debut and they all look very happy.
Tags: Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner
Oh good. Kendall Jenner and Kylie are on the September cover of Seventeen magazine. I was starting to get concerned there, thinking that we could go through a few weeks without some Kardashians whoring themselves out for publicity.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner's ghostwriter should be done with the wannabe Twilight books he's writing, but they currently don't have anything specifically to promote.
These are the young women that girls and tweens are looking up to. It's so comforting! What do 14 and 16 year-old wealthy spoiled brats and pseudo celebs have to say in their interview?
"We go on lots of adventures. We do crazy stuff! We do what we want to do. We're just like, 'Let's make it happen! That sounds so fun!'"
Kris Jenner – she's the reason why birth control was invented. It's a shame she didn't use it. Too much?
Tags: Kanye West, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner
I think I’ve watched two episodes of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” this season but I’ll be tuning in to see Yeezy! Kanye made his debut on Sunday’s, standing in the hallway as Kim tried to figure out what to put on while getting ready to attend Scott Disick‘s restaurant opening. Kanye is so into her! You can tell that he thinks it’s cute that she’s indecisive about her ensemble. Now that’s love.
As always on the Kardashian shows, there will be more cameos in store. Oprah Winfrey will appear on an episode… We hope Kanye knows what he’s getting into. Kris Humphries claims that he can’t even watch any episodes. I imagine ‘Ye breaking sh!t while bawling through episodes, laying in bed with ice cream and his laptop. This won’t end well.
The video is posted after the jump!