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Levi Johnston Wants Full Custody of Tripp

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Levi Johnston has had enough. Bristol Palin allegedly made it difficult for him to see his son yet she claims that Levi hasn't made attempts to see 3 year-old Tripp. Levi refused to be on Bristol's sh!tty new reality show, but he's been watching it and he doesn't like what he sees.

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Tripp called Willow Palin a f*ggot on a recent episode and Levi's "f*cking redneck" self is not amused.

On camera, Bristol says: "I'm doing a terrible job disciplining Tripp."

Levi is not amused and feels that Tripp is on a "downward spiral" because he receives "no real parenting." Johnston says "I love my son more than anything. I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right way."

Levi picked up the necessary documents at the Wasilla, Alaska courthouse to begin the process of requesting full custody of Tripp. Game on!

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Sunny Oglesby: Pregnant By Levi Johnston!

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Levi Johnston is at it again. The most famous baby daddy since K-Fed has reportedly knocked up 20 year-old school teacher Sunny Oglesby.

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Levi has opted not to tell his first baby mama, Bristol Palin, that he’s soon to be a dad for the second time, but we get the feeling the news should reach her pretty soon. Sunny and Levi have been dating for over a year, so there’s no threat of her telling the press Levi took her to the woods and forced himself on her.

After his experiences with the Palin family, Johnston is understandably (according to friends) “so excited” about making a fresh start with Oglesby. We’re hoping things work out better this time, but the thing about Levi is, the man can’t keep it in his Levi’s.

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Levi Johnston: ‘Sarah Palin Had a Cougar Crush On Me!’

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Anyone else feel like Levi Johnston‘s book is coming out a year or two late?! Levi’s obsession with his baby mama’s family continues as he filled up pages of his memoir with revelations about the Palins.

Because Levi’s unemployed, and he thinks we still care, the 24 year-old Alaskan says that Tea Party enthusiast Sarah Palin wanted to teabag his “redneck” nuts.

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Levi told E! news: “Growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with me]. Now looking back and remembering what everyone said… it kind of weirds me out thinking about it.”

Levi told Dr. Phil that Bristol Palin hinting that he raped her was “the only hurtful thing” she said about him so far. “It’s horrifying for someone you date for four years to say that.” he said.

Are Bristol and Levi the new Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Seriously. When will they both STFU about this relationship?

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Bristol Palin Told Levi Johnston ‘Let’s Get Pregnant’

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Levi Johnston is fighting to stay relevant by continuing to smear the Palin family. Levi’s book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, hits newsstands on September 20. Luckily, we already have a preview. Levi’s sister Mercede said that unlike what Bristol was saying, hinting that Levi had raped her, Bristol wanted to have sex with Levi and she wanted to get pregnant.

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Levi says that, in March 2008, Bristol Palin told him “Let’s get pregnant!”

The former Playgirl centerfold admits he’d “been too dumb” to use a condom with his ex, as he knew “what she wanted” was to have his child.

Sarah Palin wanted them to put the child up for adoption. Sarah also wanted Tripp to call her “mommy” instead of “grandma”!!

When asked about the book during a July appearance on the The Tonight Show, Bristol said that Levi is “gonna have to find a screenwriter or something to come up with more obnoxious lies, so I’m not worried about it.”

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Mercede Johnston Nude Playboy Photos Revealed

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Mercede Johnston‘s long-awaited Playboy photo spread has finally been unveiled.

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The sister of Levi Johnston and enemy of the Palin clan has been getting a lot of attention for her controversial comments about Alaska’s first family and their relationship with her redneck brother, now she’s getting attention for, well…other reasons.

Mercede doesn’t look bad in the photos, but she doesn’t look all that great either, especially considering the heavy air-brushing that was clearly involved. I can’t believe I’m about to say this about a girl willing to take her clothes off to get noticed, but…she’s better off sticking to politics.

Check out Mercede’s NSFW pics here.

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Mercede Johnston: Bristol Palin Uses Sex to Get Her Way, Todd Palin is “Whipped”

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The shots keep coming in the Bristol Palin vs. Mercede Johnston feud. Hopefully, Bristol will eventually be able to pick herself up off the mat long enough to respond.

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More quotes from Mercede’s epic Playboy interview were revealed today, and the sister of baby daddy-extraordinaire Levi Johnston had even more choice words for the Palin clan. So why did her brother stay with Bristol so long and even get back together with her as recently as 2010, if she’s such an evil sociopath? “Levi was whipped like Todd [Palin],” Mercede says. “Because Bristol is very manipulative. She’d use sex to get her way on many things. I don’t think Bristol wanted to be with him whatsoever, not at all. It was all about her using her body to get Levi to retract his statements, and it worked.”

As much as I love Palin-bashing, you have to take everything Mercede says with a grain of salt. That said, I totally buy a scenario in which Sarah convinced Bristol to get back together with Levi so they could shut his redneck @ss up and get him to stop making damaging statements to the press. Damn, can we get these hicks a real reality show, that’s not all scripted BS like Sarah Palin’s Alaska? It’s friggin’ drama central up there. Real Housewives of Wasilla would be ratings gold.

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Mercede Johnston Calls Bristol Palin an Evil “Sociopath”

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Putting Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston’s 19 year-old sister together in a room from here on out is going to be AWKWARD! Mercede Johnston took off her layered Alaskan Eskimo ware and posed nude for next month’s issue of Playboy. Naturally if Levi’s sister is going to be featured anywhere, those involved would want her to talk about Sarah Palin and her insipid eldest daughter. Luckily, Mercede delivers.

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Mercede on Bristol: “Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known… I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil.”

I’m with Mercede 100% because Bristol did seem “evil” on Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

Mercede continued: “[She's] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.”

She’s miserable, we get that, but calling Bristol a sociopath is a bit much. Bristol is just like Sarah, everyone else is wrong and she’s always right. I had no respect for Bristol before, but she really turned me off when she said that her virginity was “stolen” by Levi Johnston. I don’t care how bad your breakup gets, implying that your ex raped you just because makes you pretty evil in my book.

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