Lindsay Lohan and rehab in the same sentence is almost ironic. That’s why her latest sentence for a 90-day stint in a “lockdown” rehab facility is laughable at best. The former Disney star’s 3-month humble abode has finally been picked out in the Westhampton’s 15 minutes from the hottest summer club scene in the country.
So basically the Scary Movie V actress is getting forced to stay on one of the ritziest beaches on the east coast for 3 months.
Is this real life or a complete joke? I’d gladly trade places…
Not only is it a mere mile walking distance from one of Li Lo’s apparent new summer hot spots, it isn’t even considered an actual lockdown facility, which let’s face it, is something the troubled actress needs.
“There’s no such thing as a true lockdown rehab joint where people are essentially held hostage” anywhere in the U.S., according to TMZ.
But, luckily enough for the 26-year-old actress, Seafield is one of the only facilities where there is 24-hour surveillance with staff guarding the doors at all times.
While she very well may try and leave, they may not be able to physically stop her. But, they can notify the authorities that will gladly throw her @ss in jail for failing to comply with the rules.
Seafield isn’t even designed for a 90-day stint like the Liz & Dick star is required to follow. An admissions staff member said: “They’ve never had anyone there longer for one stay. But we’ve learned the administrator has told prosecutors he’d stylize a 90-day program just for Lindsay.”
It’s almost as if this judge is trying to set Li Lo up for failure.
Oh, and the last tidbit of info we can’t forget to mention, Seafield permits the following: tobacco, cell phone usage, and dressing like a slut.
I think it’s safe to say Li Lo is better off going straight to prison.
