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Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy: Dating!

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There have been quite a few completely random couples as of late, but perhaps none more unexpected than this one. Us Weekly reports that Mary-Kate Olsen, 25, is dating Olivier Sarkozy, 42 year-old brother of French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

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"It's true, they're dating, and she's definitely interested in him," says a source close to Olsen. The tipster claims the pair have been together for about a month and are "head over heels" for one another.

We guess the age difference isn't so extreme, especially by Hollywood standards. What makes this pairing so random is just the fact that it's an Olsen twin and the brother of the French president. Hey, maybe if Nicolas' marriage doesn't work out, they can hook him up with Ashley. The world could use an Olsen first lady.

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Megan Fox Calls The Olsen Twins Socially Awkward

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Megan Fox has talked a lot of sh*t about Scarlett Johansson, and now she’s going after the Olsen twins, who don’t even act anymore. Megan starred alongside Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Holiday in the Sun, a movie that came out in 2001.

Megan Fox at 15 years old

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Megan doesn’t have any phobia of suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. She gives such poorly worded statements all the time. She could have said the same exact thing while keeping Mary-Kate and Ashley’s name outta her mouth!

I have to say that Megan killed it in Eminem‘s “The Way You Lie” video. She sucks in movies, but maybe the short film format of acting in music videos, which are just a few minutes long, is the way to go for Meg. She really should cool it with the wannabe Lady Gaga quotes for shock value and work on her acting.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Wouldn’t Wish Her Childhood On Anyone

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Mary-Kate Olsen and sister Ashley know more about growing up in front of the cameras better than anyone else possibly could seeing how they began their acting careers when they were nine months old. In the new issue of Marie Claire, Mary Kate likens her and her sister to ‘little monkey performers’ and wouldn’t wish her younger days on anyone.

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“I look at old photos of me, and I don’t feel connected to them at all… I would never wish my upbringing on anyone…”

She has also learned to deal with all of the tabloid hoopla which surrounded her eating disorder in 2004 along with her hard-partying lifestyle, and to deal with the issues by seeking help when she needs it.

“I think it’s really important to be able to talk when something’s wrong. I learned at a really young age that if you don’t talk about it, it can drive you insane.”

After working their butts off for over 20 years, it’s nice they can sit back and focus on smaller things like their clothing lines. Their movies sucked anyway so I’m definitely not crying over their absence from the silver screen!

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Nate Lowman And Mary-Kate Olsen Split!

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Hey boys, Mary-Kate Olsen is single and on the market! That’s awesome if you’re into tiny frail chicks who believe dressing like a hobo is fashionable.

Us magazine asked Mary-Kate’s rep if she was still dating artist Nate Lowman in which she replied “No, they are not. It’s been a while.” The two began dating in 2008 after meeting through a mutaul friend, and were rumored to be engaged last year but sources said it was untrue.

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I remember when every horny dude in America was counting down the days when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were 18 and legal. Now that MK has turned into a extremely rich homeless looking woman, she’s not in such high demand by the men like she used to be.

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Mary Kate Olsen is Perfect For Twilight

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Here’s Mary-Kate at a Metropolitan Opera event looking like she just feasted on a few necks before she arrived.

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Her eyes are almost translucent, she’s pale as hell, and she is absolutely perfect for the Twilight series. Someone cast this bitch. No one will have to apply any makeup to her pale skin and her stare is freightening cause her face is naturally skurry.

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WTF Pic of the Day: PETA Is Mature

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PETA prefers for you to be a young fur hag rather than an “OLD” one. Ageists. I actually would be honored if someone called me a fur hag. I can’t even afford fur, so I’d feel like some kinda rich bitch folk and I’d savor it!

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Mary-Kate Olsen and I Both Enjoy The Benefits of the Recession

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Many gossip bloggers are upset with Mary Kate for speaking the truf!

Mary-Kate was in an elevator at Barneys when a spy overheard her talking about the discounted merchandise she just copped. MK said,

“It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales,” said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. “That’s where I got this! The recession!”

First of all, I dunno how many times I’ve said, ‘I don’t want the economy to get better because I love these gas prices. It almost makes me hope that we’ll stay in a recession because I do not wanna go back to paying as much for gas as I was before!’

I’ve said the same senseless, insensitive bullshit. It’s inappropriate of me to do so because it’s inappropriate, but having a website is fairly recession-proof and I don’t work for any company that can lay me off. So, by making statements like that it means I’m a super bitch. As if I wasn’t already.

I also love that MK, a BILLIONAIRE, is excited to cop some cheap shiz! Say what you may, but it’s pretty damn cool that the Olsens are so grounded. They really aren’t flashy bitches. I mean, look at the skanks on The Real Housewives series who probably make the same amount of money in two years that the Olsens make in a month, and they’re the snobs.  I actually think it be dope that MK still gets excited over a bargain; and yes, she could have phrased it better, but she was speaking as a cheap ass billionaire who likes to spend her money on the essentials like booze and drugs, not overpriced clothes. I respect that.

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Dumb Rumor of the Day: Mary-Kate is Pregnant

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Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant.

The 22-year-old star – who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show ‘Full House’ aged nine months – has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

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A source said: “Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”

“She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together.”

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