Laura Bellizzi starred on a VH1 reality series that no one watched called Secrets of Aspen. The show was quickly cancelled, but Laura’s quest for fame continues. Lacking in talent, but desperate for attention, Laura has decided to incur the wrath of the angriest man in Hollywood by claiming that Mel Gibson got her pregnant. May God have mercy on her soul.

In fairness, Mel and Laura did date (very briefly) over the summer, and Laura actually has yet to to go public with the claim, but friends say she’s left little doubt that Mad Mel is the baby daddy. Sources close to Laura claim the 35 year-old mother of two kept quiet about her pregnancy for as long as possible, but is now four months along and has revealed to friends who the famous father is. One of Mel’s people, however, has released a statement claiming that it’s “physically impossible” that he’s the father. “Unless it’s possible to impregnate someone with rage,” he probably meant to add.
Well, if Laura’s claim is true, then her baby is set for life. As for Laura, herself, she may want to start looking into changing her name and finding a safe place to hide out for a few years.
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