Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan
Some rumor came out early this morning that Lindsay Lohan has been getting by by having sex with men for money. .Michael Lohan was quoted as saying that his daughter is "getting paid to date rich men."
According to the rumor, Lindsay has dates with men for several days in exchange for lavish gifts and jewelry.
One alleged client is the third in line for the throne of Brunei, who allegedly paid Lindsay $100,000 to celebrate New Year's with him in London.
But Michael insists he was misquoted, saying: "By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement … EVER! Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!"
I don't think Mikey was misquoted. He's allegedly insane, just like his daughter. He probably forgot what he said. When will LiLo ever be left alone? I don't feel like it's even our business if she has sex for money. She hit rock bottom years ago.
Tags: Celebrity Babies, Michael Lohan
Although she's had a restraining order out on Michael Lohan over the past few years, Kate Major has made amends with Lindsay Lohan's father and allowed him to sperminate her. Kate is expecting a lil Lohan of her own.
The tabloid writer and professional fame whore is already baby bumpin'. Kate was engaged to Michael in 2010. He was arrested less than a year ago for allegedly stalking and attacking Katie.
TMZ reports that Major is in her third trimester and she had the restraining order she had against Mikey lifted only a few weeks ago. Translation: "The act of conception was illegal."
Michael hasn't told Linds or any of his other kids about Kate's pregnancy.
Photo: Fame/ Flynet
Tags: Michael Lohan, Rehab
Former tabloid writer Kate Major has check into rehab for alcohol abuse. Kate is the ex-girlfriend of two real winners: Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin. Kate checked into a treatment center in Boca Raton, Fla., and will stay there for 90 days.
Just last month Kate made headlines when Michael Lohan allegedly assaulted her after she refused to give him head, then he violated his contact order twice, which resulted in his arrest.
Sources close to Kate feel that she becomes somebody that she isn’t when she drinks.
Tags: Michael Lohan
Break out your handkerchiefs, folks, because Michael Lohan is not heading to the slammer. For his domestic violence offenses against Kate Major, the court system is pulling a Dina Lohan and ignoring the fact that there’s a majorly f**ked up person in their care.
Though Michael faced up to four years in jail prior to his sentencing, the volatile dad will instead spend two years on probation, along with domestic violence classes, and four months working with Teen Challenge International. (Don’t worry, you don’t need to lock up your children–it doesn’t actually involve him interacting with teenagers.)
His lawyer says, “It was a good result and it will benefit him. [Kate] told the court that she agreed to the sentence.”
If I were her, I certainly wouldn’t be happy with that sentence. I’d feel like it was my pubic duty to the rest of society to make sure he got locked up at least somewhat.
Tags: Michael Lohan
Continuing a long stream of idiocy, Michael Lohan has fallen behind on child support payments for the kid in Montana that he supposedly fathered. Now, if he shows up in New York City, Nassau County, or Suffolk County, he’ll be arrested on site. We can only hope!
To be fair, that probably won’t be the case for a while. The World’s Greatest Dad is already in custody for assaulting his ex-girlfriend, Kate Major, and Dina Lohan also served him papers in jail asking for $11,000 in unpaid child support. This is why he should have gotten a vasectomy years ago.
The deadbeat dad is pretty much in a sh!thole right now and it’s hard to keep track of all the rotten things he’s done. But it makes it easier for everyone else. After all, when you’re arrested for multiple things, nobody can remember what exactly you should be punished for–they just know you should be punished a lot.
Tags: Celebrity Arrests, Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan doesn’t let us down. After he allegedly put the smack down on Kate Major because she wouldn’t perform oral, he was arrested, released and told not to contact her, but he called her so he was arrested yet again.. Whew!
Now comes the good stuff. Michael was trying to scurry around like a stealth Spiderman before he was arrested last night. According to the police report obtained by Radar Online, Michael initially was seen hiding behind a pillar, but when the cops asked him to come out, he took off up a stairwell. Michael apparently leapt from his balcony and grabbed hold of the roof. As the report says, “He then must have scurried across the roof (about 30 feet) until he thought he was hanging over top of the next balcony. The defendant (Michael) then let go but missed the balcony.”
Obviously Michael Spiderman, is just a Spiderpig. The report, which also states Michael had “consumed alcohol and drugs,” goes on to say Michael fell 34 feet, landing on top of wooden high chairs, and then hid in some trees directly below where he was apprehended. Michael’s mouth was full of blood from where he bit his tongue, and he also injured his foot.
You mean to tell me Mr. Sobriety was f*cked up when all of this happened last night? Is this not the best Michael Lohan story you’ve ever heard in your life? I’m dying over here!
Tags: Celebrity Arrests, Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan is a complete idiot. After getting into a fight with girlfriend Kate Major Tuesday night because she wouldn’t give him a blow job, Michael was taken to jail but was released Wednesday afternoon. Michael was told not to contact Kate or even dream about her, but in true Lohan fashion, he didn’t listen to authorities and began calling her yesterday.
Kate called the police to inform them that Michael had been calling her and, while the cops were at Kate’s apartment after she made the complaint, Michael called her again. Law enforcement believed Michael was a “threat,” so they made their way to his hotel to arrest him.
According to TMZ, when cops arrived, Michael tried to escape by jumping his 3rd story balcony but he crashed to the ground and tried to hide in some trees. Once the cops got him out of the trees, Michael was arrested for violating a condition of his pretrial release and resisting arrest without violence.
He’s currently in custody at the same jail where he was released just yesterday afternoon. Kate released a statement saying, “He can beat up women but Mr. tough guy who slurred his words calling me 5 times after getting out of jail wasn’t too tough by jumping off the 3rd floor balcony into a tree to try to flee from going back to the same jail he just got released from less than 12 hours ago.”
Like father, like daughter. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and in this case, it actually got stuck in the tree. Ha! What. A. Dumb@ss.
Tags: Michael Lohan
It’s a big day for the Lohan family. Lindsay has agreed to get naked for money, while Michael Lohan once again had the cuffs slapped on him; this time, for threatening to kill a woman who refused to give him a BJ. Can this family get any classier?
Michael was arrested early this morning after flipping out on girlfriend Kate Major for refusing to supply the beej he requested. After being denied, Michael stated he would “slit both his wrist and her wrist” and throw her from a fourth floor balcony. He’s 51 years old, in case you were wondering how he got to be so mature and level-headed.
Just like the last time he got arrested, Michael complained of chest pains to ensure he’d be taken to a hospital rather than jail. Naturally, he denies the charges against him.