Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez has a long history of being a moron, but her latest f-up may be her best yet. Asked about a Nicole Kidman film that premiered at Cannes, Michelle said she enjoyed Nicole’s performance, but she wouldn’t be nominated for an Oscar because she isn’t “trashy and black.” Yup, that’s a real quote.

You might think the context of the quote might help Michelle look slightly less retarded, but you would be wrong. “One of my friends said, ‘She’s going to get nominated for an Oscar for that,’” said Michelle of Nicole’s performance. “I was like, ‘Nah, man. She’s not black!’ I laugh, but it’s also very sad. It makes me want to cry. But I really believe. You have to be trashy and black to get nominated.“
For the record: Nicole Kidman already has been nominated for best actress three freakin’ times, winning the prize once. That means she’s won the Oscar for best actress exactly as many times as every other black actress in history combined! You see my point – Michelle Rodriguez is an idiot. Let’s chalk this one up to the fact that she’s a raging alcoholic.





