Tags: Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Kidman
Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez has a long history of being a moron, but her latest f-up may be her best yet. Asked about a Nicole Kidman film that premiered at Cannes, Michelle said she enjoyed Nicole’s performance, but she wouldn’t be nominated for an Oscar because she isn’t “trashy and black.” Yup, that’s a real quote.
You might think the context of the quote might help Michelle look slightly less retarded, but you would be wrong. “One of my friends said, ‘She’s going to get nominated for an Oscar for that,’” said Michelle of Nicole’s performance. “I was like, ‘Nah, man. She’s not black!’ I laugh, but it’s also very sad. It makes me want to cry. But I really believe. You have to be trashy and black to get nominated.“
For the record: Nicole Kidman already has been nominated for best actress three freakin’ times, winning the prize once. That means she’s won the Oscar for best actress exactly as many times as every other black actress in history combined! You see my point – Michelle Rodriguez is an idiot. Let’s chalk this one up to the fact that she’s a raging alcoholic.
Tags: Celebrity Arrests, Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle was sentenced to 6 months in jail and considering how much time previous celebs have spent in jail for this same kind of shit, I think she’ll be out in a week. Alright maybe a little longer than a week but that’s only because she’ll be enjoying all that free kitty love in jail.
Rodriguez appeared before Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell, who ordered her to report to the county jail on Christmas Eve, the city attorney’s office said. Rodriguez “admitted violation of her probation by failing to provide proof of community service and by consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring device,” City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. “She did file a document that said she completed community service on September 25th, but we obtained evidence that she was in New York that day,” Mateljan said.
The document was required as part of 30 days of community service Rodriguez was ordered to serve for violating probation in a 2003 drunken driving case.Mitchell ordered Rodriguez to complete the community service cleaning streets and highways, and prohibited her from being granted early release for work furlough or electronic monitoring, Mateljan said.
Calls to Rodriguez’s attorney Wednesday were not immediately returned.
Tags: Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Rodriguez is on the latest edition of the lesbian magazine, Curve, and inside she finally admits that she is gay.
Rodriguez also talks about her relationship with Kristanna Loken who outted her in another gay magazine, The Advocate, last year.
Tags: Michelle Rodriguez, WTF
I know, it’s just a mud mask but do you go walking around town like this? Shoot, she looks better with that mask on her face than I do on a normal day.