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Miranda Kerr Spotted Flirting With Gerard Butler

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This is practically and inappropriate match made in heaven.

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First, you have Miranda Kerr who is constantly seen sans husband Orlando Bloom and who has a history of being spotted flirting or making out with other men. Then you have Gerard Butler, whose reputation is very well-known. So, what do you expect to happen when these to run into each other at the Met Gala?

Page Six reports, “Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler was seen chatting up Orlando Bloom’s wife, former Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. But Butler was then spotted asking fotogs to erase any shots of them together.”

Poor Orlando, this girl cheat on him every chance she gets. He’s off working and she’s off hooking up with other men. I could scold Gerard Bulter too, but apparently his relationship the model he’s been seeing is over and he’s not the one who’s married.

If these two did hook up, then shame on both of them.

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Miranda Kerr Fired From Victoria’s Secret

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Well, it looks like another Angel just lost its’ wings! Miranda Kerr, 30, will no longer be working for the most sought out lingerie brand, recent reports from Us Weekly claim.

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But, don’t worry. The Australian supermodel isn’t getting outright fired from Victoria’s Secret, her contract was simply “not renewed,” according to Us.

I guess it’s the nice way of letting her know she’s getting too fat old.

But, in all seriousness, multiple sources are claiming Kerr is being let go, because she, “has a difficult reputation” and is apparently “not a big seller for VS,” unlike younger other Angels, such as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio.

However, it may not be the last you will see of Kerr in VS wear.

According to Us, who talked to the chief marketing officer Ed Razek, he has already extended the offer to Kerr to walk in the 2013 show.

“We have no plans to stop working with her,” Razek said. She can still be used for the company, but she will get a day rate, as opposed to being contracted in.

So basically she’s good enough to still make small debuts here and there, but too expensive not good enough to be salaried in?

Who knew VS could be so cheap! (Unfortunately for us, their lingerie still isn’t).

However, it’s not completely over for Kerr. She’s still married to Orlando Bloom. That’s almost better than being a VS Angel. Right?

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Miranda Kerr: Topless and Bottomless Photos

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Miranda Kerr is cute but she doesn’t do it for me. But just because I think Miranda Kerr is no Kate Upton does not mean that I’m drop dead gorgeous. It just means I’m a hater or I’m not afraid to give my two cents even if Miranda is way hotter than I am.

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Miranda Kerr: Naked For Harper’s Bazaar

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Ah, Terry Richardson, you’ve done it again. You may look like you should be prowling in the bushes near an elementary school playground, but your talent for getting hot famous chicks to take their clothes off is unmatched.

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Take, for example, Miranda Kerr here. Terry probably convinced her to strip down using his classic “it’ll be all artsy and black-and-white” routine. He’s been using the scheme for years, but it still works on everyone from supermodels to sisters of washed-up crackheads.

Miranda looks super hot and so forth, but I don’t really have time to focus on that right now. I’m off to pick up some wine coolers and black-and-white film. Call me, ladies.

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Maroon 5, Jay-Z and Kanye West Rock the Runway

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Time for my favorite post of the year. The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired on CBS Tuesday night and, as expected, it featured world famous models Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Candice Swanepoel. In their underwear. On TV. I’m told several famous bands and rappers also performed. I watched the show…but I really didn’t notice the music. It’s a symptom of a common disease called being a heterosexual dude.

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Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Jay-Z, and – perhaps most memorably -  Maroon 5 all provided music for the legendary T & A (and fashion) show. I say that Maroon 5 stood out the most, because lead singer Adam Levine might be the first man to ever make physical contact with one of the models, without being promptly pepper-sprayed like a UC Davis protester. The reason he got away with it, of course, is that Adam laid a kiss on his longtime girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsina. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that he got some that night.

Anyway, the rest of the performers mostly kept their hands to themselves, which is good because you really don’t wanna piss off a pregnant Beyonce. Anyway, enough with the words. Check out the photo gallery below for highlights of the 2011 hotness, and jump in to see video clips from the show.

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Miranda Kerr Poses for Terry Richardson

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Miranda Kerr took off her $2.5 million Fantasy Treasure Bra, threw on a wig and posed for photographer Terry Richardson. Orlando Bloom’s wife looked like her typical naturally beautiful self.

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Revealing her flirty and playful side, Miranda was photographed wearing Terry’s signature glasses and she also took off her wig and held it above her head. Miranda is so adorable… so does anyone know why Terry is taking so many photos these days? He’s been around forever, but there isn’t anyone who won’t work with him as of late. I’m jealous. He has such a fun job.

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Photos: Terry Richardson

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Miranda Kerr: Victoria’s Secret Bra is Worth $2.5 Million

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Miranda Kerr rocked the runway last night wearing a $2.5 million diamond-studded bra! Miranda modeled several looks as her husband Orlando Bloom smiled and cheered for her in his front row seat. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show went down last night and in addition to the gorgeous, eccentric wings that the Victoria’s Secret models wear, it’s typical for the company to create some pricey bra that a hot model can secure her breasts in.

Miranda Kerr bra cost $2,500,000

Miranda looked very beautiful! I think she’s getting better with age. The Australian beauty was part of a very fun show: Kanye West, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj and Maroon 5 all performed on the runway!

The show airs November 29 on CBS.

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Miranda Kerr Loves Motherhood

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If only more mothers looked like Miranda Kerr, the world would be a… no it wouldn’t. Orlando Bloom‘s sexier half covers Harper’s Bazaar Australia this month. Miranda comes across as being just as sweet as she is sexy and adorable. Orlando and Miranda make a great power couple. They compliment each other so well and Ms. Kerr loves being a married mother.

Miranda Kerr Harper's Bazaar cover

Oh what makes her happy: I’d say what makes me happy is having this little man. I’m the happiest when I’m surrounded by those I love and we are in a natural environment … It’s the best thing I’ve ever done.

Oh how motherhood changed her: Becoming a mother puts everything into perspective. You become more comfortable in your own skin.

On possibly trying to become an actress: If someone approached me and it sounded interesting, I wouldn’t be opposed to it, but it’s not something I think about.

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