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Snooki & JWoww Season 3 is Coming, MTV Renews Series!

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MTV is just as desperate as FOX producers are about American Idol. Who still cares about Snooki and JWoww? I can’t with this show. It’s scripted, IMO, and I can’t stand Snooki’s future ex-husband Jionni LaValle. MTV has given Snooks a third season of her show Snooki & JWoww. Isn’t this what she got knocked up for?

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Polizzi and Farley will “continue sharing their stories of motherhood and engagement bliss over many a gossipy brunch,” said MTV in a statement.

“Better stay on your toes, tri-state area, because when these ladies get together, there’s no telling what’ll happen.”

Season 2 of Snooki & JWoww was about Nicole Polizzi giving birth and JWoww eventually getting engaged to her occasionally sh!tty boyfriend Roger Mathews, apparently. There’s no word on where season 3 will be filmed, much of season 2 was filmed in Jionni’s parents’ house, but you “Better stay on your toes, tri-state area” because a midget and a chick with too much plastic surgery are coming to recite their lines in a street or bar near you!

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Snooki Weight Loss: She Starves Herself?

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Snooki isn’t my favorite person, but I sure hope that this isn’t true and if it is I hope she seeks help. The reality TV star has become obsessed with staying thin. She’s so concerned with her figure that she barely eats.

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Friends became worried when the mother lost 42lbs, but not because of exercise. They say she’s just been starving herself. An insider says:

“All she eats is lettuce and egg whites, most of her calories come from booze, and she uses laxatives too. It’s scary. She looks emaciated, and everyone is worried sick.”

Snooki previously admitted that she used to suffer from an eating disorder and now her Jersey Shore castmates are worried that she’s falling back into old habits.

Honestly, Snooki was never a a big girl and I hope that she isn’t doing this. She looks better with a little meat on her bones, this new skinny Snooki is a bit sickly looking. I hope that she listens to friends and that she seeks help. Please, turn this around Snooki before it gets out of hand!

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Snooki Loses 42 Pounds for Magazine Cover

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Snooki got pregnant for her Jenni & JWoww spinoffs and now she’s lost weight and landed a tabloid magazine cover. Nicole Polizzi lost a lot of weight before getting pregnant with her son Lorenzo LaValle, but I’m over this chick and don’t trust her motives.

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Snooki said: “When you have a baby, everything changes. I lost it for me, but I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom.”

Snooks says that she’ll get pregnant again after she moves into a new house. So get ready for Nicole to gain a bunch of weight again and lose it for another photo shoot.

Snooki is only 4’9. Losing 42 lbs. from a 4’9 frame has got to be very hard work. Well done Snooks, now please just stay away.

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Lindsay Lohan Hooked up With Pauly D, Snooki Claims

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Does anyone else think Snooki is thirsty? I mean, this is the same chick who got pregnant in an attempt to trap Jionni LaValle and secure more MTV shows. Three years after Lindsay Lohan and Pauly D hooked up, Snooki is talking about it. She's running out of material!

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Snooki tells Celebuzz:

"[Lindsay] was flirting with Pauly and they made out, but it was like three years ago. I like Lindsay, I think she’s a fun girl and she’s made a few mistakes and people thinks she’s the devil for it.”

Naturally Nicole Polizzi wouldn't understand why everyone is sick of Lindsay Lohan. Snooki is a delusional self-entitled narcissist herself. And  Pauly D will smash any celebrity and any girl that's a size 0 and is DTF. Vinny Guadagnino is gay, IMO, and Pauly D is too, IMO. Lots of gay guys hook up with lots of women to mask their homosexuality.

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Snooki & JWoww Season 2 Premieres Jan. 8

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Snooki has had a watermelon in her pinhole before, but now she'll be pushing Lorenzo Dominic LaValle out of it. Snooki gives birth to her baby with Jionni LaValle on season 2 of Snooki & JWoww.

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Jenni desperately wants a ring from Roger, who is holding out on her, and Jionni tells Snooki that he can't marry her if she doesn't change. Sweet!

What's noteworthy in the clip above is that Nicole Polizzi is seen drinking and smoking. Someone couldn't wait to pop that kid out!

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Jersey Shore Season 6 Premiere Ratings: Lowest Since 1st Season

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The season 6 premiere of Jersey Shore, which aired last Thursday, was all about Deena Cortese’s weight loss, Snooki and Jionni LaValle pretending that they’re aren’t doomed, and Mike Sorrentino staying away from alcohol.

 
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Chris Buckner, Deena’s boyfriend, also appeared and the entire episode was a snoozefest.
 
The first 30 minutes were spent showing the roommates driving to the Shore house where Lorenzo Dominic LaValle‘s mom decides that she needs to move out of the house. The boring premiere was the best editors could come up with. MTV may have pulled the plug a season too late.
 
Still, season 6 was the top rated show on cable television!
  • 4.69 million viewers tuned into the 10p.m.season 6 premiere, the show lost half a million viewers by the second hour.
  • 7.6 million tuned into the season 5 premiere
  • 8.78 million watched the season 4 premiere
  • 8.45 million tuned into season 3
  • 5.25 million checked out the season 2 premiere

Expect ratings to plummet as season 6 is guaranteed to suck.

 

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