With Arnold jetting off to Sun Valley, Idaho and Maria staying at a Beverly Hills hotel, Patrick Schwarzenegger (now Shriver?) is reportedly living alone in the $23 million Brentwood behemoth that used to house his family.

Arnold and Maria had purchased the seven bedroom, 10 bathroom estate nine years ago (in 2002)…This is the same estate that Arnold’s mistress, Mildred Baena, worked as a housekeeper.
So if this is true, it means that the parenting duo has left a stressed-out seventeen-year-old with his own 14,500-square-foot mansion. Add in a few kegs, some Ke$ha, a Facebook event, and you’ve got a recipe for ‘every teen movie that ever existed.’ In what universe does that sound like a good idea?
Besides the potential for raging, alcoholic house parties, I just think it’s pretty reckless for them to leave their kid alone, in a huge @ss house. Especially a house where a woman who helped the ex-Govenator stick his d!ck all over the place used to work. I’m all for giving people their space, but there’s something to be said about living in the same building as your underage son when you’re going through a family crisis.
I know, it’s a pretty strange concept.