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Simon Cowell Refused to Have Sex With Paula Abdul

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Few things in life upset me more than a guy who says that he just can’t get down with me. I just think it’s code for “I’m gay!” and I ask him when he plans on coming out to friends and family.

While there’s no word how Paula Abdul took Simon Cowell‘s lack of physical contact, at least he let’s us know that she wanted to sex him. Only problem was, Simon was all like, ‘B!tch, keep your knickers on!’

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Simon says that he’s considered hooking up with his American Idol and X Factor co-star.

During Barbara Walter’s famous 10 Most Fascinating People special, Simon took it there!

“I mean, the truth was, on the first two seasons, we couldn’t travel on the same plane together. We really disliked each other that much,” Cowell told Walters, arguing that they clashed due to “sexual tension…on her part.”

When asked if he thinks Paula wanted a relationship with him, he replied “a million percent.”

Not one to hold back, Cowell  continued: “I considered it, but then I thought, ‘I don’t think the after would be as good as the before.’ I’d let her stay for a few hours, but then it would have to be goodnight.”

My gawd! Simon’s cockiness is pretty sexy! His fiance Mezhgan Hussainy, who he said is “a hot piece of ass,” probably agrees.
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‘The X Factor’ Ratings: Horrible Compared To ‘American Idol’

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Simon Cowell has been busting his butt to make the American version of The X Factor into the next big thing, but the show premiere didn't rank nearly as well as expected. In fact, The X Factor rating of 6.7 is only half of what the tenth season of American Idol raked in at 16.4. Even the weekly episodes of Idol received better ratings than 'X' did for their premiere. Ouch.

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Not only did The X Factor ratings suck, it was beat out by Modern Family and Criminal Minds. Maybe the ratings reflect people realizing we have enough talent show competitions as it is, and there's nothing extravagant about this one that makes it stick out more than the rest. Simon and Paula Abdul's names can only take the show so far.

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Paula Abdul Is A Diva Wants To Be Told She’s A ‘Warrior’

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Nobody can give Mariah Carey or Jennifer Lopez a run for their money in the diva department, but Paula Abdul is proving she can be one too. An insider tells Us Weekly Paula makes her assistants carry a tape recorder all the time because “she doesn’t trust her own converstaions.” Creepy!

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They also have to constantly check and see if she’s being talked about on TV. As the insider reveals, “She makes them check the TiVo for any mention of her and put it on a DVD.”

Oh, and because she’s so special, she needed constant reminders that she’s a “warrior, survivor and gift.”

Oh my. What, just because Simon Cowell took her under his wing and added her to the panel of his next big hit, X Factor, she’s all diva like and has to be told she’s a gift? I think she just gets confused because of all of the little voices in her head. Somebody needs to remind her she’s Paula, not Aphrodite.

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Paula Abdul Misses Michael Jackson, Claims Kara DioGuardi Changed ‘American Idol’

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Paula Abdul is chit chatting about life and the big things ahead in Emmy magazine. She does after all have a little show called “X-Factor” that she needs to promote.

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In the article, Paula discusses how much she misses her pal Michael Jackson saying. “I still can’t believe he’s gone, and I still find myself speaking of him as if he’s alive.”

She also spoke about her stint on The X Factor and feels it’s sort of a combination of the different careers she’s had. She likes nurturing raw, untapped talent and says it’s like “having a front-row seat to something at it’s humble beginning that could lead to greatness.”

Does she have any parting words about her time on American Idol? Well of course she does! Paula says she was grateful for the good times and was a good student through the bad times, but felt like “the dynamics of the show changed when they brought Kara in.”

I think she secretly hoped Idol would become a failure if she and Simon Cowell were no longer involved, but it’s working itself out just fine. I’m sure she’s over it and planning on taking over the world yet again with Simon once The X Factor premieres next month.

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Paula Abdul and Jeff Bratton Are Dating

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Cougar maneater Paula Abdul has found another young man to take on her crazy. Life & Style reports that Paula has been spotted at LAX with Jeff Bratton, a record executive.

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Paula and Jeff had dinner together in New York on July 10th. A source says that they sat in a booth together with a male friend. “It was a mellow low-key dinner, and they were attentive to each other.”

Paula worked with Jeff’s band, Shine 2009, in the Spring.

Ms. Abdul likes to sh!t where she eats and she likes ‘em young and dumb. I don’t think this f*ckship will work either. Only Simon Cowell could tame her. Hey, there’s a lot of sexual tension there… Maybe.

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Paula Abdul Named Last X-Factor Judge

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Ever since Paula Abdul was ousted from judging American Idol, there has been a tiny, drunken void in our reality TV singing competition lives. But now we can all breathe easy because Paula is back and I’m sure she’ll be as sweetly “What the f**k is she on?” as always.

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Abdul will join the American incarnation of X-Factor, joining Simon Cowell, Brit pop star Cheryl Cole, and music mogul Antonio “L.A.” Reid on the judging panel. After her major fail Live to Dance show was canceled on CBS, Paula was free to join the new Fox show just in time for filming.

Personally, I can’t wait for the Cowell-Abdul reunion. They love-hate each other in a way that Randy Jackson could never compare.

The show will debut this September.

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Paula Abdul Called 911 To Escape Her Boyfriend’s Car

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Paula Abdul called 911 on Valentine’s Day while she was in the car with her boyfriend who wouldn’t stop and drop her off. According to TMZ, they were driving near Santa Barbara when Paula and her dude got in a heated argument, which prompted the 911 call.

During the call — placed at 4:35 PM on Valentine’s Day — Paula cries and sobs hysterically and says, “I wanna go, and he won’t let me!”

Seconds later Paula says, “Are you gonna drop me off ’cause I have emergency on the phone” — and shortly after that she says, “He’s dropping me off.”

Officers got in touch with Paula about an hour later and she said it was just a verbal dispute.

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Talk about a crappy Valentine’s Day! Paula sounds scared for her life during the phone call, but it was just over an argument? I think there was more than a screaming match that caused her to call 911, or else this was a ridiculous reason to call the police. Seriously, could you imagine if we all called 911 every time we got into a verbal fight with our boyfriend or girlfriend?

You can listen to the 911 call here.

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Simon Cowell & Paula Abdul To Reunite?

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Just when I thought it was safe to believe I wouldn’t have to listen to Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell banter with each other again over talented folks taking a shot at fame, I hear there’s a chance they will work together again. Why aren’t my prayers ever heard?

Now that Simon Cowell is bring his show “The X Factor” to America, it’s opening a door for Paula to get back into Simon’s heart. Simon loves his Paula and would like to work with her again.

“I’ve gone on record, I adore Paula. Whatever happens, I will be working with her in some capacity, because I miss her.”

There was the idea of him working on his upcoming show and staying on American Idol, but he said, “when we looked at the practicalities of that, it was just impossible.” Uh yeah, you gotta sleep some time!

It’s only interesting when Paula is doped up on pain killers, so if he has her work with him on his new show, he better make sure her prescriptions are filled.

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