The girls are still in Los Angeles and they’re taking a party bus to Las Vegas. Nene Leakes will be flying in first class because she has to do some filming for The New Normal first. On the way to Vegas, Phaedra Parks imitates Kenya and it’s pretty hilarious. Porsha Stewart says she doesn’t do strip clubs. Phaedra wants to go because “we all came into the world naked.”
A possibly drunken Kandi Burruss stands up and reveals that she farts while her now fiance Todd Tucker goes down on her. Only Kandi!
Due to traffic, the 5-hour bus ride is now taking more than 7 hours. The “ladies” finally arrive 8 hours later.
In the limo ride for a night out, Porsha explains that her husband Kordell wouldn’t want her to go to the strip club because he controls her. Porsha complains that she doesn’t “like to see a woman sell her body like that.” Suuuuure.
At the strip club, Nene tells the other women, “You lose yourself when you marry a successful guy. You end up living their dream.” Nene, suddenly very proud that she used to be a stripper, says that she invited Gregg Leakes to the strip club and she danced for him while she was a stripper and that’s how he found out; he didn’t tell her to quit working at da club.
The next morning, the other women are ready before Porsha even though she stayed in. We see a random makeup artist working on her face because she needs “to be fabulous, 24/7.”
In the limo, Nene tries to convince Porsha that her man is controlling. Porsha argues that her husband “let” her go on this Vegas trip. Nene says that if she stands up for herself, Kordell will listen. You have to respect Nene for caring so much about Porsha to keep it real! Nene is either hilarious and cool, or you really want to choke her out. Occasionally she’s tolerable.
Kenya Moore’s topless boobs pop out while she jokes around backstage. It was just as random as it sounds.
Kandi goes shopping and takes pictures of engagement rings that she likes and sends them to her boyfriend Todd because he’s asked her what rings she likes. So cute!
Because Kandi has a sex toy line (and is a marketing genius), she throws a Bedroom Kandi event in a hotel room where she talks about her sex toys. She also instructs the ladies to give head to a strawberry. When Kenya sucks on her strawberry, Phaedra mentions Kenya’s ex-boyfriend, saying: “Somebody might like it but it don’t look like Walter do.” LMFAO!!!! That was mean.
Kenya later interrupts the fun by saying that she can’t pretend that she’s cool with Phaedra. Phaedra calls Kenya out for wearing butt pads to a charity event.
“At the end of the day, I’m a grown woman and I don’t have to do childish stuff by dressing like you,” Phay Phay explained. Phaedra 1, Kenya – 468.
Kenya, still desperately trying to prove to the world she isn’t mental, said she “wanted to hold a mirror up to Phaedra to show her what crazy looks like.”
Always one for the great one liners coupled with hilarious facial expressions, Phaedra says “In order to have a healthy debate, you have to have a conversation with someone who’s healthy and rational.” Bloop!
Kenya yells at Phaedra: “You cut me to the white meat. Okay, you did!” I love it. I love that I don’t know WTF that means and never want to.
Peacemaker Phaedra repeatedly tells Kenya that she was hurt by her and Phaedra isn’t even mentioning how shady it is that Kenya stole her Donkey Booty workout video idea. Phaedra asks Miss USA if she’d like an apology and a teary-eyed Kenya screams: “No b!tch, I don’t need an apology from you Phaedra because you already showed me that it’s not going to mean anything anyway!” Then why are you crying about being hurt? Kenya is insane. Phaedra has learned how to move on. She should too.
Next week we see Porsha crying because Kordell tells her that she has to stay at home taking care of their baby and they won’t have a nanny. Kordell and Porsha have no prenup. He should be nicer to his wife if he wants to keep her.
