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Prince Harry Practices Being an Uncle

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He parties naked in Vegas, admits to smoking pot, and isn’t afraid of a little man-on-man action: yes, Prince Harry will already make the world’s greatest uncle. But a little practice can only help, right?

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While making a pit-stop in Colorado, the U.K.’s hottest redhead “cooed and played” with a little one who came for all the excitement.

The ten-month-old’s mother, Julia, said the prince was perfect with her son, Sebastian. “Harry said, ‘It’s great to meet you,’ and asked, ‘Who is this little guy?’…He made silly faces, and then he started blushing a little bit because he didn’t think Sebastian would grab him,” she told People.

Harry, an Afghanistan vet himself, is mid-tour throughout the U.S. in support of injured American and British soldiers. Colorado Springs plays home to the Warrior Games, where more than 200 wounded servicemen and women will participate in sporting events, and Harry made sure to make an appearance to spread the love.

We can’t wait for Kate to pop that thing out so we can see his uncle skills put to good use!

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Jennifer Lawrence is Prince Harry’s “No. 1 Girl”

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We don’t know how many Brits would fancy a spunky Kentucky girl infiltrating the Buckingham Palace, but our fave pot-smoking prince would be all about it.

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Kate Middleton’s bro-in-law allegedly has the hots for Jennifer Lawrence, which has raised a few questions about this playboy’s commitment to girlfriend Cressida Bonas.

“He has given his flunkies a list of Hollywood hotties he wants to attend,” a friend of Prince Harry’s disclosed. “Harry has a thing for all of them, but Jennifer’s his number-one girl right now.”

Well, we don’t really know what a flunkie is, but can you imagine JLaw and the Queen bonding over tea and crumpets? We approve!

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Prince Harry on Nude Photos Scandal: ‘I Let Everyone Down’

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Prince Harry dropped trou while partying in a Sin City hotel room with some randoms, but his boxers weren't the only thing he let down. Kate Middleton's brother-in-law is finally talking about his naked pictures from Las Vegas.


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“I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down… But at the end of the day, I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy that one should expect. It was probably a classic example of me probably being too much army, and not enough prince. It’s a simple case of that.”

Harry shouldn't be taking all of the blame. His security sucks!

He continued:

 

“The newspapers knew that I was going away to Afghanistan, yet still published the photos. So the way I was treated by them I don’t think is acceptable.”

“My father’s always trying to remind me about who I am and stuff like that. But it’s very easy to forget about who I am when I am in the army. Everyone’s wearing the same uniform and doing the same kind of thing. I get on well with the lads and I enjoy my job. It really is as simple as that.”

You're forgiven Harry. We hope your security has been reprimanded or fired.

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Prince Harry: Targeted by Taliban

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The Taliban is going after Prince Harry, but not because of his naked Vegas pictures. They are unhappy that he began a 4 month tour in Afghanistan where he'll be fighting Taliban insurgents on the front lines.

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Terorist spokesman Zabihulla Mujahid tells Reuters:

"We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping. We have informed our commanders in Helmand to do whatever they can to eliminate him."

Prince Harry had to be taken out of another mission due to safety concerns. This all sounds very predictable (and lame) to me. Harry will be just fine.

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Prince Harry: Naked Vegas Video Exists

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Prince Harry's nightmare isn't over. A video of the third heir to the thrown partying naked with women in his Las Vegas hotel room is floating around out there.

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A source tells Radar: “There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth. If the video goes public this could be the biggest Royal scandal ever.”

It is unknown if the video was taken by the same person who took the naked pictures, as the seller of the video wants to remain anonymous.

“This video could generate an enormous privacy lawsuit but it could also make the seller rich.”

I think the person who has the video needs to go cliff themself. Harry has been betrayed and humiliated enough. There are other ways to make money, like stripping.

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Cressida Bonas Dumps Prince Harry Over Vegas Photos

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Cressida Bonas, 23, dumped Pr ince Harry for  partying in Vegas without her and groping on some random home while buck nekkid. Cressida reportedly is “so humiliated” that Harry didn’t ask her to accompany him to Las Vegas and then acted like a regular frat boy/ man whore.

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The Sun reports:

“Harry has blown it. Cressida saw a future with Harry but then he went and embarrassed her like he did in Vegas. He clearly isn’t as serious about her as he had claimed to be.”

Cressida is a Leeds University student. Meanwhile Kate Middleton recently promised to help Harry find a wife.

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Prince Harry Naked Pictures: More Nude Photos Are Out There

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On Tuesday afternoon, TMZ posted two pictures of Prince Harry naked in his hotel suite in Vegas. The handsome ginger was cupping his jewels and hugging some naked girl. Both images were censored, but that may change soon – there are even more pictures of naked Prince Harry out there!

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UK publicist Max Clifford says that he has “been approached by two American girls” who have more pictures of the debauchery, but “I turned them down,” he says.

A second source adds: “There’s more out there. Stories which wont go down well with the Royal family. It could get worse.”

I hate it when people betray people and when those who are supposed to protect their clients suck at their jobs. Sad.

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Prince Harry Vegas Nude Photos Land Him “In Trouble”

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Prince Harry got drunk and naked with a bunch of randoms on Friday and his partying photos were leaked last night. A source close to Harry says  "This is a mess. This was not the type of fun he was supposed to be having. He's in trouble."

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The source is blaming Prince Harry's crew.

"Protection officers are also in trouble because they could have controlled this."

That's like when your friend offers to be the designated driver and then gets hammered. The protection officers should be fired.

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A second source says it's not that serious.

"He's a lad! This is just him messing about on holiday. No one was hurt, he's on proper vacation from his work, so he's not breaking any rules. He's using his own money. The photos look sleazier than they are. They were playing strip billiards."

Smart man whores make people turn their phones over before entering their hotel rooms. Prince Harry needs a better staff. Meanwhile "Prince William was told about the photos this morning. He's not impressed."

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Prince Harry Naked Pictures Leaked From Vegas

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Prince Harry partied with Ryan Lochte in Vegas this weekend, but he took some hot girls back to his hotel room with him at the MGM grand. The sexy bachelor had a large entourage with him and they were all partying in a high rollers hotel suite.

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That's when things got R-rated. The group was playing a game of strip pool "that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity."

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Some folks at the party were sober enough to take some pretty good camera phone pics. Harry is seen cupping the royal jewels while a topless chick stands behind him and he appears to be hugging a naked girl in the second photo above. The royal family has not commented on the photos, but there's no doubt that the third heir to the throne has shamed the royal family with his drunken antics. Keep partying Harry! Don't stop coming to the States!

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Prince Harry and Mollie King Are Dating?

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It may be hard to imagine Prince Harry (King of Playas) settling down with one of his many conquests, but according to London’s Daily Express, Harry has finally found a dame worthy of his royal scepter (by which I mean his wang).

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The lucky lady is Mollie King, a pop singer and member of the girl group, The Saturdays (which is apparently a big deal across the pond). Harry and Mollie have recently been spotted hanging out together in bars and friends say the Prince is “completely smitten” with King.

Mollie, 24, is said to have dumped male model David Gandy for Harry (David is apparently also a big deal across the pond). For his part, Harry recently ended his on-again-off again relationship with Chelsy Davy. Mollie fits with Harry’s well-publicized love of blonde party girls, and as of late, the Ginger Prince has been openly discussing the possibility of getting married in the near future.

Still, it seems improbable that a member of the royal family would settle down with a latter-day Spice Girl. More likely, Mollie is just the latest in Harry’s long line of short-lived flings.

(Photos: WENN)

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