You know the infamous Kardashian family, well apparently “There are so many stories and everyone thinks they know the truth but they don’t know the half of it,” Khloe Kardashian says. The K-family returns next month to terrorize us all with their scripted bullsh!t, minus Yeezy who is rumored to be stepping away from Kim Kardashian’s reality shows. I will definitely watch when Kim gives birth, but that won’t air during season 8. Kris Jenner is probably putting together a month long mini-series for that occasion. Meanwhile ratings for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami have plummeted.
It’s not often that we hear about, or see, a man turning to comfort food in the wake of a breakup but that’s exactly what Kim Kardashian‘s only brother did. Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora were together for a year and when they finally broke up, Rob bulked up, accidentally.
On last week’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Rob revealed that he turned to comfort food and random sex in the weak of his Rita Ora breakup.
“All I did was waste a lot of money and gain 40 pounds. I need to focus on me. That’s all I wanna be about.”
Khloe Kardashian explained: “Because [Rita] is in the entertainment industry, she wanted to present herself to the world as a single girl. I think Rob got really depressed through this relationship.”
Rob said that he Tweeted that Rita cheated on him multiple times “to keep myself from taking her back. Every time she messed up, I took her back for over a year now. I just had to do that to make her hate me.”
Rob famously cheated on his ex, Adrienne Baillon. So whatever. Forty pounds in 2 months in quite a feat though!
The 2012 Kardashian Khristmas Kard has been released. Kim's cat Mercy is in the card, Mercy has since died. And Khloe Kardashian told Ellen DeGeneres that she'll be Photoshopped in this year.
Kendall Jenner is too sexy, Rob Kardashian and Kris Jenner look ridiculous and Khloe and Lamar don't have to have their hands on each other at all times, but this is definitely their best card yet! Penelope Disick has her official debut and they all look very happy.
The Kardashian family, plus Scott Disick and Lamar Odom, will be featured on this Sunday night’s episode of Oprah’s Next Chapter. Kim Kardashian Tweeted: “Ummmm no big deal Oprah just left my mom’s house! #DreamComeTrue.”
Kourtney Kardashian Tweeted: “Surreal day being interviewed by the queen Oprah. Not many words to explain how incredible the experience was except for AHHH! Major moment.”
Oprah explains that she did her research.
“I had never met them, nor seen the show. I did a full on Kardashian Kram in preparation, watching major shows from every season,” she wrote on Facebook.
“I genuinely wanted to know why they have become a cultural phenomenon, why so many people love to watch their every move and why so many others love to hate them,” she said. “Are they completely ego centered? Are they really ‘famous for being famous’ or is there something more?”
Lady O says she was most impressed with Scott, Lamar and Kim and Khloe’s answers. When Oprah asked Kim about her 72-marriage to Kris Humphries Kim’s answer “leveled me,” she said. Now that’s a good plug for this episode on her doomed network!
Against better judgement, I actually like it when the Kardashian-Jenner clan makes cheesy music videos and posts them on the internet. It’s kind of adorable, in a Kardashian way. They’ve done it before with “E.T.,” and now they’re at it again with a video scored by Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize” while vacaying in the Dominican Republic.
Pretty much the whole family (and then some) are accounted for. Preggo Khloe Kardashian, doo rag-wearing and rapping Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian pelvis thrusting, Bruce Jenner playing Kris Jenner’s @ss like a drum. There’s even some booty-bouncing from Kim Kardashian…and more from Kyle and Kendall Jenner, in case you just want to feel awkward for looking at underage girls.
LOL. These crazy kids. They go on a yacht, they throw Monopoly money up in the air. As if these b!tches couldn’t afford the real stuff.
Remember that Boycott Kim Kardashian website? Looks like that was worth it. The premiere of season 7 of Keeping Up With the Fame Addicts premiered Sunday night on E! and it looks like the Kardashians have kept their fan base in tact, fake marriages, scripted scenes, homewrecking and all!
Kim’s face looks awful! Kourtney remains adorable.
Nearly 3 million people tuned into the premiere on Sunday night. Khloe Kardashian refused to take a paternity test and Kanye West allegedly made an appearance.
Ratings were up a very impressive 16% since last season’s premiere and the coveted 18-49 year-old demographic comprised of 1.5 million viewers on Sunday. This is why the Kardashian Klan just inked a very lucrative new deal with E! As long as people keep tuning in, they’re worth it.
The famous Hidden Hills Keeping Up with the Kardashians home, which we saw for a good five seasons on-screen, was sold to an undisclosed TV producer, and has now pretty much been torn to the ground. That must have been a fun day.
The house’s new owner had the house taken apart and all the pieces donated to Habitat for Humanity, including the roof. This means that pieces of the Kardashians will be strewn across the country, a part of unsuspecting families’ homes, perhaps smelling of the faint hint of Kris Jenner’s desperation and Kim Kardashian’s fake eyelash glue.
In its place, the homeowner is building a modern, industrial house that won’t look like it came from Seventh Heaven. If he’s going for less wholesome vibes (HA!), he’s certainly succeeding. The only piece of the house he kept was the stripper pole. It is to become a coat rack. LOL.
Well, if you were hoping you’d be done hearing about Kim Kardashian by the end of 2012, you’d better hope that Mayan prophecy is right, because the way things look now, Kimmy K and her slightly less obnoxious family are here to stay.
The Kardashian klan reached a $40 million dollar deal with the E! network yesterday that will extend the contracts of the entire family for another three seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Despite the fact that by that time America (and Kanye West) will probably have moved on to some other big-bootied gold-digger, E! is going all in with the kind of huge money deal usually reserved for franchise quarterbacks.
And what are they getting for their dollar? The exclusive rights to all of the Kardashians (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Bruce and Kris Jenner get the majority of the cash while everyone else…eh, screw everyone else), and most of their hangers-on, with the exception of Scott Disick, who reportedly insisted on striking a separate deal for himself and his son, Mason.
Avoiding marrying into this dysfunction-fest and insisting on a separate contract? Looks like Scott might be as smart as he is greasy. Take note, Yeezy.
Rob Kardashian was with his friends in Miami when he discovered a paparazzo snapping his photo. Rob went chasing after the paparazzo and the photographer ran away, screaming for help. Rob followed the loser into a smoke shop, but the cops watched the entire incident and got involved.
Rob and the photographer were interviewed and Kim Kardashian’s little brother was even put in the back of a cop car. After Rob explained that he was just joking and it was all a misunderstanding, he was released.
Rob never threatened the photographer, but the scared paparazzo yelled out to police: “He’s attacking me … he chased me … he tried to kill me.” This paparazzo dude sounds like a midget and an amateur. He needs to find another career.