Ryan Lochte continues to prove he really is as dumb as he is hot on his latest appearance on David Letterman. Luckily Letterman dumbs it down for him in the beginning.
Dave first discusses the Olympian’s swimming achievements, and much to our dismay, he manages to successfully tell Letterman where each of the past Olympics he raced took place AND what each race entails. Yay, Lochte!
Unfortunately for the not so bright swimmer, he doesn’t prevail for much longer when he doesn’t even know his strongest stroke. “I honestly don’t know. II’m one of those swimmers that likes training for everything. I like a challenge,” he said.
Yes, because most Olympic athletes don’t like a challenge?
Why E! went ahead and gave him his own reality show is beyond me. According to the 28-year-old, who claims that swimming is “the most watched sport” every four years, (at least he thinks so), his show is about: “bringing swimming awareness.”
“I just want to bring swimming into everyone’s living room,” Lochte said.
Wow, Lochte. Just wow. You’re lucky you’re easier on the eyes than the ears, or more people
may have noticed how retarded that sounded coming out of your mouth.
Ryan Lochte is the hottest mentally retarded Olympian in history and he desperately wants to be a reality star. Lochte credits E! for making the Kardashians what they are today and his own show “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” premieres at 10pm tonight on E! You know the show really sucks. E! was in no hurry to put this crap out and they’ve been promoting it for months.
Ryan is horribly inarticulate and he doesn’t know how to speak in full sentences. There is no way that this show will be a hit or granted a second season. Jeah! At least Ryan is “a man in the night and a man in the morning.” Wow.
Ryan Lochte did a promotional interview for his new show on E! called What Would Ryan Lochte Do. The female anchor for Fox could not stop laughing because of how stupid Ryan is. Yes, the man is very easy on the eyes but he is so incredibly stupid it’s frightening. Like, if you get the dude alone in a dark room, don’t be surprised if he starts penetrating your bellybutton cause it’s below your t!ts and above your knees.
Ryan Lochte is just as dumb as he is hot and he stars in a new reality show on E!, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Lochte talks about how much he wants to find “the one” that he can spend his life with. He has a great bromance with his friend and assistant, adores his family and tears up when he talks about winning his first gold medal. Ryan is fascinating. How can someone be this dumb and yet so sexy at the same time? I won’t be tuning in for this mess, but my ‘Because He’s Hot‘ guy is definitely hawt as hell until he opens his mouth.
Millions of women around the world agree that Ryan Lochte is worthy of being a POTP Because He's Hot guy. Tina Fey thought that Ryan was worthy of a 30 Rock appearance and SNL and Seth MacFarlane knew Ryan's stupidity is comedic gold. Michael Phelps' ex-rival appears on This Thursday's episode of 30 Rock. Check out a preview below!
If you didn't already know that Ryan Lochte is dumb, you didn't need to in order to find this skit funny. My Because He's Hot guy takes a lot of pauses, gives dumb answers and doesn't make any sense. Jeah! Seth MacFarlane shows no mercy during his hilarious sketch! Enjoy.
Talk about a match made in America. Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte broke the hearts of his millions of female fans recently when he opened up about his possible girlfriend, Miss USA Olivia Culpo.
Ryan and Olivia have yet to officially confirm their relationship, but when asked about his new "friend" at a recent event, the Lochtenator couldn't stop gushing about Olivia. "She is beautiful," said Ryan. "I love hanging out with her. She has a great sense of humor, she makes me laugh, she's just a good girl to hang out with."
We all know Ryan Lochte is a bit dumb, but ya gotta love how he talks about a girl like this and then won't admit that they're dating. Who does he think he's fooling? Maybe he's just trying to not mess up his gig as the next Bachelor.