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Sarah Palin Hacked: Credit Report, Phone Number, SSN Leaked

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Sarah Palin has been distancing herself from the public eye after pretending that she would be running for President in the last election. Her daughters haven’t gotten knocked up recently, her son Track Palin filed for divorce, we have no idea what her idiot husband is doing and we hope the baby she doesn’t take care of is okay.

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Sarah has been added to the list of hacked celebrities, including Kim Kardashian, Beyonce,and Jay-Z, whose worst nightmare became a reality today.

Based on Sarah’s finances, she’s mad cheap and keeps all of her balances very low. Her phone number has been released, along with her social, addresses and credit information spanning back as far as 2003.

Click here to visit the HACKER WEBSITE

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Sarah Palin Lost Weight, Looks Crazy

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Sarah Palin is back in the spotlight these days spewing her unique brand of crazy to anyone who will listen. Surprisingly, with a presidential election just weeks away, the Mama Grizzly isn't using her notoriety to trash the black Muslim fella in the White House, but instead to peddle her new diet book and attack anyone critical of her daughter Bristol.

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But the real story here is the fact Sarah looks like she moved out of the Alaskan governor's mansion straight into a meth lab. Clearly she lost weight so good for her and blah, blah, blah…but is it just me or does it look like she dropped the pounds a bit too quickly and probably using some unhealthy methods?

Maybe it's just the all-black outfit, the K-Mart bag or the "shocked to be alive" expression on her face, but I've seen this look before and it's usually sported by people who are about to ask me if I have any spare change. Put some weight on, Sarah, or you'll never have the strength to do whatever the hell it is you do these days.

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)

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Sarah Palin Defends Jessica Simpson Weight Gain

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Jessica Simpson has taken some heat recently for gaining more than the healthy or expected amount of weight while pregnant. Since she’s too busy having non-stop pregg-o sex to defend herself, she’s lucky to have one of the great debaters of our time in her corner. That’s right – Sarah Palin.

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When asked about Jessica’s critics in an interview with Matt Lauer (because that’s apparently the kind of thing she talks about these days. Remember when she was almost vice-president?) Palin said, “I would have wanted to punch them in the neck. It’s nobody’s business how much weight I gain!”S-Pain went on to discuss Jessica’s slimmer days saying, “That was a different chapter of her life. I bet you she was exercising five or six hours a day back in those Daisy Duke days.”

Sarah Palin, ladies and gentlemen. Ask her to name a newspaper and she’s clueless, but get her started on Jessica Simpson’s weight and she can’t shut up. It’s times like these I like to remind myself that she was almost second in command to lead the free world. ‘Murica!

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Bristol Palin Moved Back to Alaska, Works as a Receptionist

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Unlike many people who are old enough to be her parent or grandparent, Bristol Palin, 21, has decided to no longer chase the dream. Bristol was rumored to be filming a reality show with her Dancing With the Stars co-star, but the show was axed before a single episode aired.

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Bristol even got herself knifed up. Months later she’s back in Alaska working as a receptionist, which was her job before Sarah’s VP run.

Bristol says that the turning point for her was when she was cursed out by some awesome gay dude in Hollywood. After the video went viral, Bristol realized that she would never feel at home outside of Alaska.

“I wasn’t really into the Hollywood thing. After that, I realized I was over it. I was ready to come home,” Bristol says.

Bristol also says that her 3 year-old son Tripp will start preschool soon, “so we needed a routine.”

Meanwhile Sarah Palin actually said that Bristol “makes good decisions” and that it’s great to have her daughter in Alaska.

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Julianne Moore Plays Sarah Palin in “Game Change” Movie Trailer

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Everyone’s talking about Julianne Moore’s transformation in the new HBO movie titled “Game Change,” which is based upon the book about John McCain’s 2008 Presidential campaign. Moore looks like Sarah Palin, but her voice isn’t as whiny and she looks pretty stiff. Meanwhile, why aren’t folks mentioning that Ed Harris, who plays John McCain, looks really good! Check this out and see for yourself!

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Sarah Palin: Returning to Reality TV?

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The pandering snoozefest known as Sarah Palin’s Alaska may have been a ratings disaster, but that’s not enough to stop the former Alaska governor from returning to the world of reality television. The fact that no network in its right mind wants anything to do with her may, however, be enough to stop her.

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Sarah’s planning to stay mostly behind the camera this time around, producing a show that focuses on her husband Todd’s career as a snow machine racer. If you think that idea sounds boring and terrible, you’re not alone. At least two networks have reportedly passed on the idea so far.

The idea of a Todd-centered reality show is moronic even by Sarah Palin standards, as the family’s first attempt at a series was cancelled after six episodes and it featured the famous Mama Grizzly front and center. Sarah is said to have saddled the new show with an enormous price tag that seems to be driving networks away, indicating that while her idiocy has made her very rich, the money might be drying up. Hey, if she really gets desperate, she can just follow in Lindsay Lohan’s footsteps. From Miss Alaska to Miss February.

(Photo: WENN)

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Bristol Palin: Homophobic Comments in Response to Heckler

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Last night, Bristol Palin rode a mechanical bull as part of some weird publicity stunt for whatever the hell she’s promoting these days. But the real publicity came from Bristol’s odd response to a heckler in the crowd.

After Bristol was thrown from the bull, someone shouted “Did you ride Levi like that?” A bit obvious, but a good joke, nonetheless. Things got ugly from there, though, as the heckler proceeded to yell, “Your mother’s a whore,” and call Sarah Palin “the f*cking devil.”

To her credit, Bristol confronted the heckler and got in his face. Unfortunately, she made the heckler’s sexuality the issue, rather than focusing on the fact that her mother is, in fact, the devil.

“Is it because you’re a homosexual?” Bristol asked the man. When he asked why she would bring that up, Bristol responded, “Because I can just tell.”

In fairness, the guy actually is a homosexual, but what did that have to do with anything? There are a million reasons to hate Sarah Palin for people of every sexual orientation. And if Bristol can tell such about another person from talking to them for 5 seconds, why did she allow herself to get knocked up by the world’s biggest d-bag?

Check out the video above for the whole episode. The heckling starts at about the 1:40 mark, but watching Bristol ride some robotic cattle is pretty funny, too.

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Levi Johnston: ‘Sarah Palin Had a Cougar Crush On Me!’

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Anyone else feel like Levi Johnston‘s book is coming out a year or two late?! Levi’s obsession with his baby mama’s family continues as he filled up pages of his memoir with revelations about the Palins.

Because Levi’s unemployed, and he thinks we still care, the 24 year-old Alaskan says that Tea Party enthusiast Sarah Palin wanted to teabag his “redneck” nuts.

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Levi told E! news: “Growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with me]. Now looking back and remembering what everyone said… it kind of weirds me out thinking about it.”

Levi told Dr. Phil that Bristol Palin hinting that he raped her was “the only hurtful thing” she said about him so far. “It’s horrifying for someone you date for four years to say that.” he said.

Are Bristol and Levi the new Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Seriously. When will they both STFU about this relationship?

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