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Kim Kardashian Hires Investigator To Hack Scott Disick’s Phone

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Everyone knows that Scott Disick is a dirtball, but Kim Kardashian is out to prove it to her sister. In last week’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Kim hires a private investigator to hack Scott’s phone.

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Khloe Kardashian warns her not to, but Kim is dead set on showing Kourtney that Scott’s up to no good.

We all know that the show is scripted and that this was probably just done for the cameras, but wouldn’t it be great if Kim found some really incriminating stuff like texts to other women or hookers or something. Scott really needs to be exposed for the jerk that he is and I feel that if all of his dirty laundry were aired on television Kourtney might actually dump him.

Kim probably won’t find anything, but a girl can dream and hope that Scott gets put on blast for all of his crap.

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Michael Girgenti: ‘I’m Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Daddy!’

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Is Lord Scott really the father of Kourtney Kardashian’s son, Mason? Apparently, a male model named Michael Girgenti is claiming to have slept with Kourtney wants to take a paternity test to see if he is the father of little Mason. He claims that nine months before Mason was born he had a one night stand with Kourtney.

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This is another story that’s kind of hard to believe. I’m sure Kourtney has done her fair share of shady things and maybe she did sleep with this guy, but I doubt he’s the father of Mason. And, obviously this had to have occurred when she and Scott Disick were on a break because it’s hard to believe that she would ever cheat on him, he’s got too much of a hold on her.

However, Michael may have been caught in a lie because in a recent interview he claimed that Kourtney never contacted him after the slept together, but in another interview he says she did. It seems to me like someone just wants his 15 minutes.

Of course, Kourtney and her lawyer are denying the claims.

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Scott Disick Wants Kourtney Kardashain to Lose Weight

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Rumor has it Kourtney Kardashian may finally be over Scott Disick. The mother of two is fed up with Scott bullying her about her weight. On a recent episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami the tiny reality star was reduced to tears when Scott ripped into her about weighing 115 pounds.

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Scott prefers his women to be super tiny with big boobs and wants Kourtney back at her pre-baby weight.

Hopefully, this story is true and Kourtney really is fed up with his crap. Having someone making fun of you everyday because you’re not their idea of perfect is brutal and she shouldn’t put up with it.

Still, we all know that no matter what Kourtney will probably stay with him and rumors of their break-up will continue. Scott isn’t letting go of his meal ticket and Kourtney is holding onto something that no longer works.

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Kim Kardashian Gives Kourtney Relationship Advice

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So, apparently in an upcoming episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Kim Kardashian gives her sister some advice on her relationship with Scott Disick aka Lord Scott.


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“You don’t want any, like, even alone time with Scott, that’s weird”, Kim tells her sister. To which Kourtney Kardashian says that she likes spending time together as a family. Kim then goes on to tell her sister that if Scott cheats on her it will be her fault.

Now, excuse me for saying this, but should Kim be dishing out advice on relationships? And, seriously, can you blame Kourtney for not wanting to spend time with Scott? Granted, if she doesn’t want to spend time with him then maybe they shouldn’t be together.

Kourtney and Scott’s relationship is much more complicated now that they have children, so Kim probably doesn’t get it but she will soon. And what kind of person blames someone for their partner’s cheating? Just go away Kim, go sit down.

Surely, there’s someone better to take advice from. Where’s Khloe when you need her?

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Scott Disick Ditches Kourtney Kardashian and the Kids on Vacation

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Lord Scott Disick is up to his old tricks again. Scott Disick, father to Kourtney Kardashian's two adorable children and all-around douche, (his nickname is Lord Scott, what kind of guy do you think he is?!) took the chance to take a vacation from his duties as a parent while the family was on a vacation.

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Apparently, Disick blew off his family to party into the late hours of the night. Needless to say, Kourtney was not having it. When Disick finally managed to stumble back to where the couple was staying a huge argument followed.

To Kourtney, and any sensible person, the vacation was a chance to spend time with the family. But, for Disick he saw it as an opportunity to escape his boring life. A source stated,

“They’re living in this triple-gated community in the valley and it’s like Wisteria Lane. There’s nothing to do at all. He’s just bored and trapped there with the family.”

It's painfully clear that these two are only staying together because they have children, but at some point it might be better for Kourtney to find someone worth her time.

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Penelope Disick Celebrates Her First Christmas

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Penelope Disick was born into a family that documents everything via Tweets, so naturally Penelope is featured in some Instagram photos that were taken at the Kardashian–Jenner Christmas party.

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner posted pictures of their $3,000 Celine handbags. Kendall also got $1,200 spiked patent leather Christian Louboutins from Khloe Kardashian. Sigh. This family has way too much crap and they probably don't pay for much of it either. Penelope needs to grow some frickin' hair.

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Penelope Scotland Disick: Why Kourtney Kardashian Chose the Name

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Penelope Scotland Disick is a ridiculous name. It’s something only a Kardashian would choose. Kris Jenner explains that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick liked the name Penelope.

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“As for the middle name Scotland, it was actually Jenner’s mom who suggested it while Kourtney was pregnant and both Kourtney and Scott really liked it.”

Kourtney gave birth “very early Sunday morning” and the Kardashian clan agreed not to Tweet or blog until Kourtney had checked out of the hospital on Sunday night.

I think Scotland’s a better first name than Penelope, and I don’t even like Scotland as a first name. I just think Penelope’s a hideous, very old school name. Besides Penelope Cruz, when have you met a hot chick named Penelope? It has such an unattractive grandma ring to it.

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Penelope Scotland Disick: Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth to a Girl

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Kourtney Kardashian has finally popped! The 33 year-old gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick today at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The little one tipped the scales at 7 pounds, 14 ounces. Kourtney said that she didn't want a water birth but turns out she had an all-natural birth!

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Kris Jenner told E! News:

"It was a great. She had an easy delivery. [Penelope] is so cute. She looks just like Mason. She's so beautiful. We are so happy."

Kourt issued the following statement to E!: "Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably."

Scott and Kourtney did film the birth but they're still deciding whether or not to include it in an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Yeah right!

Congrats!

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Kardashian-Jenners Make “Hypnotize” Video

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Against better judgement, I actually like it when the Kardashian-Jenner clan makes cheesy music videos and posts them on the internet. It’s kind of adorable, in a Kardashian way. They’ve done it before with “E.T.,” and now they’re at it again with a video scored by Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize” while vacaying in the Dominican Republic.

Pretty much the whole family (and then some) are accounted for. Preggo Khloe Kardashian, doo rag-wearing and rapping Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian pelvis thrusting, Bruce Jenner playing Kris Jenner’s @ss like a drum. There’s even some booty-bouncing from Kim Kardashian…and more from Kyle and Kendall Jenner, in case you just want to feel awkward for looking at underage girls.

LOL. These crazy kids. They go on a yacht, they throw Monopoly money up in the air. As if these b!tches couldn’t afford the real stuff.

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