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Katie Holmes Gets $400k/ Year in Child Support

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Katie Holmes isn't receiving any alimony but she's receiving nearly half a million dollars a year for Suri Cruise. Less than two months after filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, Katie's divorce has been finalized.

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Tom has a $250 million fortune but Katherine isn't getting a piece of that. She'll receive $33,333.33 each month in an electronic transfer for her daughter, which amounts to $4.8 million by the time Suri turns 18.

"Tom must pay Suri’s support for the next 12 years — until she turns 18. All tolled, that comes to $4.8 million," TMZ reports.

Katie and her ex have both agreed that Suri can not attend a residential school, which means Scientology schools are out. Katie "could have gotten more child support under New York law if the case went to trial" but both parties decided to settle quickly.

If Katie doesn't care that she isn't getting a big piece of Tom's money than we shouldn't either. She has her freedom and she's happy.

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Suri Cruise: Katie Holmes Gets Primary Custody

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Katie Holmes filed for sole custody of Suri Cruise and she managed to receive primary legal custody of her daughter. Tom Cruise will be able to see his 6 year-old “but there are guidelines for the visits.”

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A source tells Us Weekly “Katie was really smart about how she did this.” Cruise loves his children and is reportedly sad.

Tom and Katie’s divorce settlement has a lot of provisions and was complicated. “One of the provisions is confidentiality,” the source adds.

Tom didn’t put up much of a fight. You can tell that there’s so much Katie hasn’t told the public. She never will now that she’s signed the divorce docs. Tommy has a lot of secrets.

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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Move Out

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Though the custody battle between her and Tom Cruise has yet to fire up, Katie Holmes has packed up the grown-child that is Suri and moved out! Only days after Katie filed for divorce, she took her six-year-old daughter and moved out of the family’s shared New York City apartment, into a new one.

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Ouch! Hear that? That’s the sting of coming back to any empty house after you return home from Iceland of all places (Tom’s filming the movie Oblivion). How much do you wanna bet he only found out from People? Awwwwwkward.

On the bright side, this also sounds like the plotline to some Lifetime Original Movie, where mother and daughter escape from the evil clutches of a controlling Scientology-obsessed husband/father and try to make it on their own, those crazy kids! Until, that is, Father comes back home and all hell breaks loose…See that? We’ve just come up with someone’s next acting gig/reality TV show. You’re welcome.

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Suri Cruise is Still Scared, Katie Holmes Doesn’t Mind

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took nearly half a year to introduce pictures of Suri Cruise to the public, so it’s strange that Katie and Tom would flaunt their scared child in front of the paps almost everyday.

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Suri is often photographed in her mom or dad’s arms. I used to think that she was spoiled, but now I understand that she’s just frightened and she clings to her parents for shelter and protection. Little does she know, she’s on her own!

Katie and Tom obviously do not care that the stalkerazzi scare their child. Suri is used as a damn prop and it’s tragic that she has no say in the matter. Is this child abuse?

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Suri Cruise: Still Scared of the Paparazzi

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No matter how frightened Suri Cruise appears to be of the paparazzi, her mother Katie Holmes doesn’t care. Katie actually looks thrilled to get pap’d while her 5 year-old daughter tightly clings onto her.

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Can someone make a law to protect kids from the aggressive stalkerazzi?!

Suri’s idea of normalcy is far different than our own. It’s as though her parents are trying to make up for the first 4 months or so, after her birth when they kept her hidden, by taking her around the paps like she’s a prop.

Suri and Katie were spotted in NYC this week. They were going to the gym at Chelsea Piers together for some reason. Well, Suri does need to begin working on her fitness now. She does have a growing interest in becoming a hooker.

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Suri Cruise Attends a Scientology School

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Suri Cruise is enrolled at the New Village Leadership Academy in Calabasas. The 5-year-old will have “individualized reading” where she has to look up words in the dictionary if she doesn’t know them. She will also use the “real object” whenever possible for hands-on learning.

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Children at Suri’s school use iPads and individual laptops versus using a computer room, and her school day will be longer so that she’ll have less homework.

Kids at New Village chart their progress with a graphing system. A mother and blogger reported that although many folks have freaked out about Suri’s school, it actually isn’t that weird. Additionally, many people send their kids to religious-based schools “because it’s the best educational option, even if the core religion sucks,” according to the blogger.

I say, the least of Suri’s problems is what school she attends. She’s justifiably frightened by the stalkerazzi, she’s a hooker in training, and she has to go home to Katie Holmes, a mother who believes that Suri is her peer, dragging the 5 year-old around town all night like she’s her BFF. The kid’s gonna have some issues!

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Suri Cruise’s Birthday is Today, She’s 5!

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Although we think she needs a good few months with Super Nanny, Suri Cruise is one of our very favorite celebrity kids. She’s adorable, she has attitude, she’s gangsta, she stays up later than we do, and she drinks water out of wine glasses!

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Suri also wears heels and refuses to wear pants. She’s a princess in the making and we haven’t seen her level of divatude from someone famous because of who their parents are since Paris Hilton hit the scene years ago.

We bow down to the Suri. Happy Birthday!

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Katie Holmes Explains Suri’s Choice Of Penis Gummies

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Katie Holmes made an appearance on Ellen to discuss the upcoming series ‘The Kennedys’ and what’s up with her everyday life. You know, like the time she took Suri to the ice cream shop and she picked up a box of penis gummies?!? Yeah, Katie says she was horrified.

“Recently, I took her to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It’s for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified.”

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“P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren’t Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it.”

“They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don’t need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she’s going to say, what is this? And I really didn’t want to have that conversation. I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I’m giving her those gummies.”

Oh kids…they do the darnedest things! Suri had no clue what penis gummies were; just wait until she finds one of Tom’s personal toys and runs out with it like it’s a sword during a Scientology dinner party.

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Suri Cruise Is A Spoiled Brat

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Suri Cruise is out of control, and if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes allow her to remain on her rotten path, she's gonna grow up and make Lindsay, Paris and Britney look like nuns. Suri gets away with everything and the whole Scientology nonsense isn't making her any better.

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Apparently Scientologists treat their kids like "independent individuals capable of making their own decisions."

A couple of people who aren't happy with the way Suri is being raised is Katie's parents Martin and Kathleen Holmes.

"They're very worried that Tom isn't letting Suri enjoy the childhood she deserves because of his Scientology beliefs."

It's obvious Suri is turning into a little demon because she "often throws temper tantrums when she's out with Katie and Tom." One person witnessed Katie and the nanny trying to get Suri in her car seat, but she wasn't having any part of it.

"As always, Suri won and didn't have to sit in her car seat."

They can send her to my house and I'll teach her a little discipline and respect. It's called telling her no and not letting her have what she wants. I know, a major challenge that even Tom and Katie can't handle. I think they're the ones who actually need the lessons.

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Suri Cruise: What Kind Of Gummies You Got?

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Suri Cruise took a midnight trip to Serendipity 3 with momma Katie Holmes last night, because all 4 year-olds should be hanging out in dessert restaurants. Anyway, that’s besides the point. While Katie was looking around and chatting in the gift shop, her midget Suri was spotted holding some interesting candy…. Penis gummies!

Now, Katie may not have been paying attention to what she was holding, but a source says the group did buy the penis gummies before leaving the store.

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‘The Penis Gummies sweets were purchased by the group from the gift shop at the front of the restaurant.’

I honestly don’t believe those were for Suri, they’re just using her as a decoy. I think Katie bought them for Tom Cruise hoping they will satisfy his needs for some dude’s wang in his mouth. Heck, they might even be close to Tommy boy’s size, so it would be like rubbin’ buddies. Ewwwww.

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