Nineteen year-old former child star Taylor Momsen has been flashing her breasts on stage at 17 and talking about sex and masturbation at the same age. She’s a role model!
Naturally now that she’s legal, it should come as no surprise that the former Gossip Girl actress gives up some full frontal in “Under the Water,” a spoken word video for her band The Pretty Reckless. Girls, this is exactly how you shouldn’t look when you’re naked. This chick is all bones.
Rebellious 18 year-old brat Taylor Momsen said that she has permanently quit acting. She was released from Gossip Girl in May and now she says that she wants to continue to be a singer-songwriter for her rock band, The Pretty Reckless.
Taylor did an interview with Elle magazine where she let everyone know what her plans are.
“I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band. That’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully, I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.”
It’s not like Momsen was the next Mila Kunis or Emma Stone. Her acting sucked anyway. She won’t be missed, but it’s cute that she claims she “quit” Gossip Girl when they reportedly fired her a*s.
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If you thought she was skanky before, wait til you see what Taylor Momsen will do now that she’s legal!
The Gossip Girl star and Pretty Reckless singer has been smoking, drinking, and flashing in public for a some time, but now she can do two of those things legally! Congrats?
Well, at least now we can all feel a bit less creepy when Tay-Tay starts showing off the goods in concert. A 17 year-old who likes to take her clothes off in public? Gross. An 18 year-old who likes to take her clothes off in public? Awesome! Happy birthday, Taylor!
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It’s been a few months since Taylor Momsen received any of the attention she thinks she deserves, so naturally the obnoxious goth teenager had to get back into the spotlight the only way she knows how: by showing the world her boobs!
Tay Tay lifted her shirt to show her underage breasts and duct-taped nipples to an audience in Leicestershire England recently, and I don’t know what’s more shocking: that a 17 year-old is showing her breasts to a crowd of thousands, or that Taylor Momsen was able to attract a crowd of thousands to see her perform.
This isn’t the first time Taylor has used nudity to get our attention, but it might be the most blatant. It’s OK, though; I have a plan. Goth fame whores need controversy to live, so if we all just ignore her and pretend there’s nothing weird about a famous high school-age stripper, eventually she’ll go away.
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Being skanky is pretty much Taylor Momsen‘s only talent and she’s pretty much pulled out all the stops already at age 17. She’s already shown the world all her bits and pieces and talked openly about her love of dildos, so short of releasing a sex tape (which I’m sure we’ll get the day she turns legal) Taylor is running out of ways to get attention. I guess it was only a matter of time before she resorted to the tried-and-true method that’s worked for desperate drunk girls at frat parties for decades: public girl-on-girl action!
That’s Taylor bumpin’ and grindin’ on some random chick at a recent concert. Apparently, Tay Tay has made rubbing her herpes crotch on some unsuspecting female audience member a regular part of her stage show. Yes, I just suggested a 17 year-old girl is crawling with venereal disease. If you think I’ve gone too far, this is obviously the first you’ve heard of Taylor Momsen.
Never one to half-ass acts of attention whorism and lunacy, Taylor Momsen hit the stage in a “I F*ck For Satan” T-shirt. While one doesn’t have to agree with what Taylor says or does, there’s no disputing that this 17 year-old child star knows how to make headlines.
She’ll show you her boobs because she wants to, and she’ll talk about sex tapes and masturbation promotion because she feels like it. Once Taylor’s legal, I expect her to start smoking joints outta her snatch and having sex with fans for the encore.
If Britney Spears had never become famous, she’d probably be quietly squeezing out welfare babies in some Louisiana trailer park. She might be married to some three-toothed Cletus, living off of her settlement money from the time she slipped at Wal-Mart, and wondering what might have been if she had gone to that Mickey Mouse Club audition when she was nine. It may not have been a perfect life, but in many ways, it would’ve been better than turning into a bald-headed crazy pants in front of the entire world.
Britney was never cut out for fame. At least not the kind of fame that force you to fake your virginity at 16 and keeps you in front of paparazzi cameras for the rest of your natural life. She’s a sad case in a lot of ways. Forced to face pressure and scrutiny that most of us will never know at the height of her awkward phase, Britney has suffered the kind of public ridicule and lack of a private life that would take a toll on anyone, and it nearly ruined her. I mean, let’s not feel too sorry for Brit. The pile of money she sleeps on is probably pretty good for drying tears. Point is, she’s paid a price for that outrageous fortune.
Naturally, Brit’s meltdown came to mind for a lot of people last week when video of fellow ex-child star Miley Cyrus smoking a bong hit the internet. But for me, the connection between Britney and Miley ends with the fact that they both hit the big time by suppressing their sluttiness for Disney. I don’t think Miley was blindsided by fame. I think she’s a smarter, savvier Britney 2.0 who saw what happened to the young stars of the generation before hers and quit the fake innocent act as soon as she turned legal. When I look at the video of her clearing a bong like a pro, I don’t see an imperiled young woman trying to cope with the pressures of fame; I see a typical 18 year-old enjoying her youth and success. Miley seems more confident, more aware of what she’s doing than Britney. I bet she wasn’t even surprised when one of her friends leaked the bong tape to TMZ. She knows the price of fame, and she seems determined to keep her notoriety from interfering with being a typical, dumb-@ss teenager. And sometimes being a dumb teen means smoking bongs with your friends.
Similarly, it’s hard to look at Taylor Momsen without thinking of another snotty young actress whose attitude and bad press often overshadowed her talent. In fact, one look at Taylor, with her drunk cougar makeup and slutty underwear outfits, seems to suggest she’s a much bigger train wreck than Lindsay Lohan was at 17. Hell, at that age, Lindsay was still pretending to be a sane, sober part of the Disney machine. Even so, Taylor just seems better suited to the limelight than Lindsay ever was. She doesn’t suffer from the delusion that she can do whatever she wants and still get by on the good girl act. She knows we’re all watching her every move, so she’s open about the fact that she’s a parent’s worst nightmare. As a result, she’ll probably get all this sh!t out of her system while she’s young instead of bottling it up until she becomes a truly insane f*ck-up in her mid-twenties.
The point I’m trying to make is that there are child stars who are driven crazy by the attention and privileges they receive at a young age, and then there are dumb teens sowing their wild oats like the rest of us, but with the misfortune of having to do so in the public eye. The difference is subtle, but you know when you see it. Miley has a chain smoker’s voice and a f*ck it attitude that makes me think she’d be doing the same type of stuff if she was Destiny Hope Cyrus, senior at Hicksville High. At the same age, Britney came off like a confused deer in the headlights, nervously spewing whatever ridiculous words her crazy stage mom put in her mouth. In the same way, Taylor Momsen would still be rockin’ goth slut outfits and freaking out the squares, even if she hadn’t been famous since before she was potty-trained. Lindsay, on the other hand, isn’t some born non-conformist, showing her middle finger to the world. She’s just a scared young girl who never got told, “No” and eventually caved to the temptations that come with fame.
The younger generation of female stars seem less like they’re puppets of some money hungry PR machine and more like chicks who are having a good time doing what young male stars have been doing for generations. I can definitely end up eating my words on this one, but my prediction for Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen is that they’ll both end up laughing about their reckless younger days, not telling Dr. Drew about how that bong full of salvia was the beginning of the end. Britney and Lindsay’s lives are one big cry for help. Miley and Taylor’s are more like one big party. Yeah, they’re young, but if I ran into either of these chicks at a club, I wouldn’t try to talk them out of their wicked ways. I’d try to talk them into passing the bong. I’ll look stupid if they’re both knocked up and in rehab by the end of 2011, but for now I feel pretty confident saying the kids are alright.
Damn her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Taylor Momsen is making me like her again. Taylor is currently touring in Europe and she had an interview with The Guardian where she spoke out about female masturbation. Again.
Taylor said: “I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good.”
Taylor also encourages young girls to wait before they begin having sex: “You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”
I agree with everything that Taylor said and I will leave it at that. Firecracker must plead the fifth on this one cause you know I have a lot to say. Such topics don’t embarrass me, but I don’t want to offend all of my nun readers who read this site religiously, bad pun intended.
Taylor Momsen is an actress, model and singer of The Pretty Reckless. Taylor is famous for playing Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl. Taylor... More
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