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Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song Breakup

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Well, it looks like while one Cyrus is getting hitched, another is getting ditched. Actress Brenda Song has finally come to her senses and parted ways with the tattooed emo scarecrow known as Trace Cyrus.

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Though the couple never made sense to anyone with eyesight, they dated for over a year and were the subject of several wedding and pregnancy rumors. Obviously, the shocking thing here is not that these two called it quits, but that Brenda – a smoking hot actress with a career on the rise – spent a year of her life with a dude who’s most famous for being the brother of Hannah Montana and who looks like something from a Tim Burton fever dream.

Obviously, Brenda spent the last 12 months under the influence of the world’s most powerful roofie and Trace has just been propping her up and dragging her to public events Weekend at Bernie’s-style. We can only assume that since regaining consciousness, she’s been in the shower with a Brillo pad and a bucket of bleach. Picture the most shameful one-night stand you’ve ever had. Now imagine it went on for a year. Now you know how Brenda Song feels.

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Trace Cyrus: New Head Native American Tattoo ‘Hurts’

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Miley Cyrus‘ freakshow older brother Trace Cyrus has put a huge tattoo on half of his head. Trace has ink all over his body, you know his wang is covered, and he’s clearly running outta room for new ink! Trace got an intricate tattoo of a Native American on the left side of his head. He posted the photo below on his Twitter with the following caption: “Got my head tatted today! Excuse all the ink on my face. And yes this hurt!!!”

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Does this mean he’s always going to keep the left side of his head shaved?! Check out some pics of the rest of Trace’s body below. Yeah, I could never date a man who looks like this. If you have that much ink on your body, not only will I think you’re not exactly the brightest bulb in the box, but I’ll have to assume you have about half a dozen STDS.

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Trace Cyrus Got Brenda Song Pregnant After All?

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If you can ignore the astonishing height difference and her unsettling resemblance to Snooki, one thing should stand out in this picture of Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus: she’s lookin’ might maternity-ish for someone who’s own mama has been denying that she’s knocked up.

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That may sound like a harsh judgment. It’s not like Brenda is overweight or rockin’ a noticeable baby bump, but she’s looking a bit thicker than we’ve seen her in recent months, and she seems to be dressing to conceal.

Plus, she’s still with Trace Cyrus! Who would be seen in public with this tower of tattooed skeleton unless they were expecting his baby? Mark our words, a Cyrus-Song baby will enter the world some time in 2012, and it will dominate at whatever the hell these two are famous for.

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Brenda Song Is Not Pregnant With Trace Cyrus’ Baby

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We can all calm down and stop worrying about a Trace Cyrus offspring entering the world as of now. It was reported last month that Trace Cyrus and girlfriend Brenda Song were expecting their first child together but her mother Mai Song says there’s no bun in the oven.

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Mai Song, who has been undergoing cancer treatment, told Star magazine that the pregnancy rumor is “very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her.”

Neither Trace or Brenda ever came forward to deny the pregnancy rumor as far as I know of, and why wouldn’t they if she isn’t knocked up? I guess when you’re not talked about too often you’ll take whatever publicity you can get.

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Trace Cyrus Impregnated Brenda Song!

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Miley Cyrus’ rocker brother Trace Cyrus is expecting his first child with Disney star Brenda Song! You may remember Brenda from “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” or The Social Network or… For just being hot!

Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus

The couple has allegedly been seeing each other quietly for a few months, but made their first  appearance together at a party for Nylon magazine back in May.

So, this means Miley Cyrus is going to be an Aunt! If Trace and Brenda are smart, they won’t allow Miley to buy anything for their kid except for blankets, diapers and wipes. They better put their foot down now before Miley shows up to the baby shower with some kind of mini Miley slut outfit for that baby to wear in its first pictures.

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10 Possible Michelle McGee Celebrity Affair Leaks

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Now that we know Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has rubbed tattoos with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James and Pink’s hubby Carey Hart, we thought we’d compile a list of other male celebrities with tattoos that we wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Michelle had sex with in her quest to sleep her way to the top.

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Travis Barker: Shanna Moakler’s ex-husband is one skinny, walking, talking, drum-pounding tattoo. The father of two young children is the perfect candidate for alleged homewrecker Michelle “Bombshell” McGee to seduce with talks of rock bands, Jack Daniel’s, and how she likes to get inked up before she charms her way into getting filled up with Barker’s tube.

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Steve-O: If Michelle McGee had sex with Steve-O, it would have taken place when she wasn’t ovulating cause these two are idiots. One can only assume that the woman who had unprotected sex with Jesse James may have become impregnated with Steve-O’s spawn, which would mean an end to civilization as we know it.

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Kid Rock: This is the perfect man for Michelle because he wouldn’t tolerate her sh*t. Kid Rock has a child with a black woman and the hot tempered rocker wouldn’t condone Michelle’s white supremacist crap. In a relationship, Kid would often tell Michelle to go suck something if she wanted to spell out “White Power” on their fridge. They would fight a lot, but they’d always have great make up sex.

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Tommy Lee: Tommy is talented and funny and chill… everything many women would want in a man. But unfortunately for Ms. McGee, sex with Tommy would likely be a one time offer. After decades of being a rockstar, you know he’s had prettier (and overall much better) and their affair wouldn’t extend past a single nut-busting session.

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Trace Cyrus: Miley Cyrus’ older brother has the ink to make Michelle McGee cream. He’s also the sibling of a very wealthy Disney star; and since Michelle loves men with money, I wouldn’t be surprised if she threw herself at Trace just for the free drinks.

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Benji Madden: The man is famous and he does have tattoos, lots of ‘em, the sight of which are probably like foreplay to Bombskank McGee. She’s horny for any man with ink, especially if he has connections to the entertainment industry. Since Benji used to date Paris Hilton, he not only meets her criteria, he’s overqualified.

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Bret Michaels: Bret Michaels gets “turned on” by any woman with a pulse, and lucky for her, Michelle’s got one of those. If Bret had sex with Michelle McGee, who could blame him? The stripper and “tattoo model” is just as trashy as many of the Rock of Love sluts he probably banged throughout the three seasons of Rock of Love.

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Tom DeLonge: Like his fellow Blink-182 band members, Tom DeLonge is from San Diego, the same county that Michelle moved to a few years ago. The two are both familiar with the town that the natives call “Daygo,” but their similarities end there. Still, Tom is married and homewreckers have a penchant for men that are committed to someone else.

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Robbie Williams: He has an attitude, he’s good looking, he’s famous, and he has some tatts. Michelle McGee is a maneating star f*cker, so Robbie meets all of Bombslut’s requirements.

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Marilyn Manson: Michelle McGee’s identical twin! Michelle is a selfish whore, so why wouldn’t she wanna get off while making love to herself in the form of her twin brother?

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