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Johnny Depp: Vanessa Paradis Split to Cost Him $150 Million

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Despite their 14 years together, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis never married and their split is said to be “amicable” but that doesn’t mean it won’t cost Captain Jack the wealth of a small nation.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis at the Oscars

In the interest of keeping things simple and peaceful, Depp will reportedly cut Paradis a check to the tune of $150 million. Yes, that’s an out-of-court settlement that the actor will make willingly. Who says there are no stand-up guys left in Hollywood?

Depp’s reasons for the massive pay out are simple: he harbors no ill will toward Paradis and he’d like the separation process to go smoothly for the sake of the couple’s two children. With that kind of cash, it’s safe to assume Johnny feels a little guilty about the breakup. Bring on the cheating rumors!

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After Months of Breakup Rumors

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Although POTP writer Lil Payne says that Vanessa Paradis is gross, Johnny Depp didn’t think so. They’ve been together for 14 years and have two children together: Lily-Rose, 13, and Jack, 9. But after persistent breakup rumors and a hookup rumor involving an Olsen twin, Johnny’s publicist has finally confirmed that Depp’s relationship with Vanessa is over.

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In a statement released to Entertainment Tonight, Johnny’s rep said: “Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”

Well that’s a unique way of telling the public to f*ck off, making it all about “their children.” I like it!

Johnny moved to LA from France and they haven’t appeared on a red carpet together in a year. He met Vanessa at a hotel bar in Paris. Depp recently told French magazine VSD that living in Paris with Vanessa “has given me everything. A marvelous family and also an equilibrium which I missed enormously.”

In 2010, Vanessa gushed, “I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him.”

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Vanessa Paradis Thinks Johnny Depp Cheated

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The newest rumor in the Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Broke Up rumor mill is that Nessa thinks that Johnny cheated on her with Angelina Jolie. Angie and Johnny worked in Venice together on The Tourist.

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Angie is being called “the reason Johnny Depp’s relationship with longtime love Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks.”

Vanessa’s “jealousy and suspicions ended up destroying” the couple.

The Enquirer went on to say that Angelina stole Brad from Jen. A source adds “Angelina drove a wedge between them.” Puhlease.

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Vanessa Paradis Denies Johnny Depp Breakup Rumors

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis allegedly broke up two years ago, according to new rumors. Johnny has remained quiet, but Vanessa finally spoke out in a new interview.

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Vanessa was pretty ambiguous about the break up rumors, saying: “Here, this [rumor] could hurt my family. After that … they say that we have 52 houses in France, we separate in winter, we get married every summer. Me, I’m in my 12th pregnancy.”

When asked specifically if the rumors are true, Paradis replied “they are false.”

No one knows which rumor Vanessa was referring to that “could hurt” her family. No one even knows WTF she was talking about, tbh. The only thing I take away from Nessa’s admissions is that she doesn’t really know what to say at this point cause she and Johnny are so comfortable with their estranged relationship.

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Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp Split Two Years Ago?

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More details are coming out about Johnny Depp‘s alleged split with longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis. Some sources say that they split a year ago, while People Magazine reports that the couple “hasn’t existed for two years.”

When Johnny was in Paris promoting The Rum Diary in November, Vanessa made separate plans. An insider said: “While Johnny went to his premiere, she went instead to a concert that night. It was weird and pretty clear: You’re in town and don’t go to the premiere of [Johnny's] film? One which he starred in, produced?” Hmmm.

Vanessa also didn’t accompany Depp to the Cannes Film Festival in May. When they went on vacation on their yacht Vajoliroja, they didn’t arrive to pick up the boat together and when the trip was over “they were off in separate directions.”

Johnny is also reportedly looking into buying lavish real estate in the UK. He now has an English country estate and he bought a loft in LA last March despite having a family mansion in West Hollywood.

That’s the problem with private couples like Johnny and Vanessa, they’re not going to be forthcoming about their split. Don’t hold your breath for a public statement from these two.

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis: Breakup In the Works?

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Rumors have been circulating about the possibility of a breakup between Johnny Depp and his longtime girlfriend and baby mama, Vanessa Paradis, for several months now. The news has now moved from the tabloids to more mainstream publications like People magazine, while Johnny and Vanessa remain silent on the topic, basically confirming that the rumors are true.

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The mag claims to have spoken with “multiple sources” who confirm the couple is “all but officially finished.” The article also points out that the once inseparable couple have not appeared on a red carpet together in over a year.

At this time, there’s no word on the cause of the split, but you can pretty much take your pick from a laundry list of potential deal-breakers: Johnny was seduced by Angelina Jolie on the set of The Tourist, Vanessa got sick of seeing the father of her children fall down drunk in public, Johnny got sick of dating a woman who closely resembles David Letterman…the list goes on and on. Sad that there are children involved but Johnny’s been living off the continent and out of the spotlight for so long, it’ll be fun to see him mix it up as a single dude again.

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split?

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Johnny Depp and his girlfriend of more than a decade are reportedly on the rocks. Johnny and Vanessa Paradis “have been arguing constantly” lately and the actor “isn’t handing anything well right now.”

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Johnny has allegedly been drinking and partying a lot and Vanessa wants him to tame his ways, and then return to her and their children.

“People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now,” Radar’s source says. “Their relationship is heading toward the end.”

Depp has allegedly reached out to lawyers to discuss how to separate from Vanessa.

“They’re not married but they’ve been together for years and have kids together so it isn’t as easy as just breaking up.”

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Vanessa Paradis: Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend is Gross

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Every Friday, Firecracker gives us the low-down on a famous dude who’s making tongues wag and panties drop across the land with her “Because He’s Hot” posts. I’ve decided to do the exact opposite this week and fill you in on a woman who I expected to be hot, and who, it turns out, is the stuff of wet dreams. Unfortunately, I mean the kind of wet dream where you wake up covered in cold sweat and vomit.

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That’s Vanessa Paradis. She’s a French pop singer and, you may wanna sit down for this one…Johnny Depp’s baby mama! Seriously. Johnny didn’t hit that during a crazy weekend of drinking absinthe and hanging upside down smoking opium or whatever the hell Johnny Depp does for fun, he wifed it up and got it pregnant! Twice!

I know, it sounds like I’m being unnecessarily harsh. It’s not like she’s Deena Nicole Cortese. She’s French; Johnny’s weird; they probably smoke 400 cigarettes a day and do sex things that poor folks like you and I haven’t even heard of yet, but come on! I took a lot of crap for pointing out how foul Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s girlfriend is, but I do these things as a kind of public service. I wanna live vicariously through rich, famous guys, not wonder if they need Lasik. If guys like Johnny Depp are gonna pass on the millions of hot women who would gladly crawl over broken glass for a piece, they should at least send them my way. I may not be a world famous movie star, but my mom says I’m handsome and I’m waiting on a big, 4-figure tax return. Ladies?

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