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Antoine Dodson Is No Longer Gay

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Bedroom intruder star Antoine Dodson has decided that he is no longer gay. Antoine posted on his Facebook page the reason he is no longer interested in the same sex, saying, “I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create.” Um, ok.

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The reason for this sudden change? Antoine found religion, the Hebrew Israelites, “I could care less about the fame and fortune, I’ve giving all that up to know the true history of the bible. For I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah.”

I am all for people believing in something that helps them better themselves and the world, but I don’t know about this. Can you just suddenly decided that you are not homosexual? I mean, maybe you can, but it takes a lot more thought and emotion than just doing it because of religious reasons.

But, if this is something that Antoine really wants and it really makes him happy, than good for him, hopefully he gets the life he wants.

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Beyonce Slapped, Hair Pulled During Serbia Concert

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Beyonce was making her way to the stage amongst hoards of excited fans when someone pulled on her hair and slapped her. It looks like Beyonce’s hair is yanked on the right side of your screen, and the left. I’m not noticing a slap because the quality of the video sucks. To avoid controversy, the fake pop star Tweeted: “Thank you Serbia!” What an awful way for B to begin her world tour!

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Nana Gouvea: Model Does Hurricane Sandy Photo Shoot

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Former Brazilian Playboy model Nana Gouvea decided to cure her cabin fever the best way she knows how: by going somewhere and posing for pictures.

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Nana took to the ravaged NY streets, propped her leg up on a damaged car and tried to convince us that she's hot, all the while surrounded by debris and destruction. She's also wearing a hideous outfit.

Yahoo reports: Gouvêa explained that she'd been stuck in her New York apartment with her music-producer husband and found the hurricane "romantic."

Some folks teach us way too much about keepin' it classy.

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Karrueche Tran: Leg Tattoo Picture

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Karrueche Tran has a huge tattoo that runs down the back of her right leg. It wasn't until she wore a short dress and went clubbing with Chris Brown and Christina Millian the other day that many took notice.

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That's one big zipper!

I'd love the tattoo if it were temporary, but Karraoke had it done in the beginning of this year, reportedly. Karruche's occupation is modeling, so this is all very strange to me.

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Tricia Evans: Playboy Model Jokes About Colorado Shooting

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The women who model for Playboy have a lot of strengths, but topical comedy ain’t one of ‘em. For example, playmate Tricia Evans thought now would be a good time to joke around about the Dark Knight Rises premiere shooting. Yeah, she was wrong.

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“I heard the new Batman movie is really ‘to die for’! Too soon?” Tricia wrote on Twitter. If you feel like tweeting Tricia to tell her what a dumbass she is, don’t worry, world-famous DJ Deadmaus took care of that for you. “i seriously had no idea how big of a piece of sh*t you are. unfollowed,” Deadmaus posted in a tweet directed at Tricia. A war of words followed, but the gist is that Tricia thought she’d be the first to joke about a terrible tragedy, without realizing no one else has joked about it for good reason.

Look, Tricia, there are rules about this sort of thing. You might here stand-ups cracking wise about AIDS or 9/11, but people have had time to get used to those things. Also, comedians tend to be funny. If, in 10 years, you wanna make a lame hack joke about James Holmes and the awful sh*t he did in Colorado, maybe people will be a little more forgiving. Probably not, but maybe.

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Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious in Hotel Room

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This is exactly the kind of rumor that Lindsay Lohan needs in the middle of her alleged comeback. Lohan was found unresponsive today in her hotel room. Someone tried to wake her up but she was unresponsive so someone called 911.

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Paramedics arrived and determined that nothing was wrong with the crackhead. She reportedly hasn’t slept for 2 days and was staying at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey to get some sleep. She’s been shooting parts of her movie near to the hotel. Lilo is already back on the set shooting “Liz and Dick.” She did not go to the hospital.

WEIRD!

It sounds like Lindsay was passed out and some idiot wasted taxpayer dollars by getting paramedics to show up to her room.

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Catalina Clouser: Mother Leaves Baby on Roof of Car, Drives Off

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Catalina Clouser is a 19 year-old mother who has a 5-week old son. She spent the night getting drunk and high with friends and then she strapped her baby into his car seat, put him on the roof of her car, forgot that he was there and then drove off.

Someone saw the car seat in the intersection and came to the rescue, along with another neighbor. The police say that the pothead mother didn’t immediately realize what had even happened. “I think that perhaps she got where she was going and realized that she did not have the baby in the car.” The baby is fine and is now in custody of Child Protective Services. Hmmm. Sounds like this chick should send in an audition tape to MTV so she can become the next Teen Mom trainwreck like Jenelle Evans.

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Time Magazine Breastfeeding Attachment Parenting: WTH?

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Time magazine features a photo of 26 year-old mother Jamie Lynne Grumet breastfeeding her nearly 4 year-old son. Time magazine’s cover is controversial, but kind of humorous to me personally, and the magazine publishes an article on attachment parenting.

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This parenting technique has been on the rise over the last two decades. The book The Baby Book by Dr. Bill Sears and his wife Martha was published in 1992. The book advocates extended breast-feeding, co-sleeping and “baby wearing,” in which infants are physically attached to their parents by slings.

Jamie, the woman on the cover, says that she “grew up this way and never thought about raising [her] children differently.”

Well different strokes for different folks! Some people don’t have the time or desire to practice attachment parenting. This time-consuming method can not suit every parent, but if some want to try it out, go ahead and have fun with that?!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TIME’S COVER?

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Kevin Federline’s Aunt Writes Erotic Novel Inspired By Britney Spears Relationship

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Sometimes, people pull crap that writes itself. And in this case, it might just be best for you to read Diane Story’s words for yourself. Diane is Kevin Federline’s aunt, and apparently she pulled inspiration straight from her nephew’s love life. Her $4 e-book, Pop Baby Krissy Doucet, centers around an out-of-work dancer named Keenan Fazio who falls in love with pop star Krissy Doucet. Sound familiar?

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K-Fed was famously a backup dancer for pop princess Britney Spears, and they quickly got married and popped out two kids, much to the shocked faces of everyone around. Though we’ll never know if Brit Brit and K-Fed used light bondage, sex toys, and three-ways in the bedroom, that’s just what you get in this novel.

In a blurb from her website, she writes, “The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler, a woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires? Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?”

If that’s not LOL-worthy enough, Ms. Story also has a contest wherein the winner can get one of Britney and Kevin’s original wedding invitations. Way to be subtle. Doesn’t mean we want to read a story in which “lust and love go hand in hand” when that lust and love is happening between those two. That’s a time in our lives we’d all like to forget.

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The Feeding Tube Diet: 10 Days of 800 Calories/ Day

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The feeding tube diet is the newest crazy thing stupid women are doing to lose weight. The New York Times wrote about this trend last week. The feeding tube diet is also know as the KE diet. Women who are getting married have been going on this diet to slim down for their weddings.

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The practice has taken place in Italy and Spain “for years,” apparently. A feeding tube is inserted into your nose and you wear it for 10 days. People on the diet eat nothing but are fed 800 calories a day through the tube. The food that they are given is supposed to curb their appetite. Starving for 10 days will allow anyone to lose weight, but it’s all water weight which means that at the $1,500 price these chicks are paying for this mess, they’ll gain back virtually all of the weight that they “lost” within days.

Jessica Schnaider, 41, was featured in the New York Times article. She wanted to slim down to try on wedding dresses and she told the publication “I’m happy because the 10 pounds went off fast.” I’m sure they came back fast too!

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