It's always nice to see a hot chick in a little red outfit with sexy red stockings on a Friday afternoon. Beyonce was letting her inner Sasha Fierce run wild while performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night.

I'm so jealous because I want hair that flows like that. Of course I would die to have that body, but that hair is like a whole other person with a mind of its own. Could somebody please buy me a hot wig that looks like Beyonce's hair so I can whip my head around and feel like her for a minute? Next thing you know I'd end up in the hospital with whip lash.

Rachel Christie is my kind of girl who can walk and talk gracefully but still kick your as* in a fight. Rachel was arrested for assault after getting into a fight with Miss Manchester Beverly Jones. It's a beauty queen b*tch fight!

The fight occured at the Mansion Club in Manchester during a costume party. The fight was over Rachel's boyfriend, David McIntosh, who is on England's version of Gladiators. Rachel was the first back woman to be crowned Miss England, and isn't it a damn shame she had to relinquish it because of a fight over a man. When will women realize men are so not worth fighting over!

Another portion of the 20/20 interview with Rihanna aired this morning on Good Morning America. In the video she talks about what made Chris Brown snap the night he beat her. Rihanna says she saw a text on his phone from another woman and when she confronted him about it, he lied. She said she wouldn't drop it and he just kept lying about the text message and it escalated to the point Chris got violent.

Rihanna also said Chris had "no soul in his eyes" after he beat her. He was blacked out and there was no person when she looked at him. The entire interview airs tonight at 10 pm.

Who wants to join me in taking Kevin Federline hostage and cutting off his nuts with a plastic knife? Fat boy has done the unthinkable and knocked up his girlfriend, Victoria Prince.

Sources say Victoria suspected she was prego after a trip to Vegas in mid-October and confirmed it after taking a home pregnancy test. Kevin isn't thrilled to be a daddy for the fifth time, and word on the street is that Britney Spears is not a happy camper about the pregnancy either.

"Britney never wanted Kevin to have another child unless it was with her," revealed a source. "She desperately wants to have a baby girl, and she had hoped Kevin would be the dad."

Beggars can't be choosers! If Britney doesn't want him to have children with some other dumb ho who is stupid enough to allow his sperm in her vagina, then she should have had him fixed while they were together. She could have put some of his little swimmers on ice until she was ready to have another. And why does she want to have more kids with him anyway? 

It's no secret that Britney Spears does her fair amount of lip-synching during her concerts, which I think is total fraud. I don't know if she sings any part of her concerts live, and frankly, I don't plan on going to any of her shows to find out.

Britney is currently in Australia for her Circus tour and Virginia Judge, who is the Minister for Fair Trading for New South Wales, wants to make sure Brit's fans know what they're paying for. She's even thinking about requiring disclaimers on promotional material and tickets stating that parts of the show are pre-recorded.

"It is Britney's 'prerogative' to lip-sync, and it is my job to make sure consumers know what they are paying for up front."

Oh lay off of Britney, Virginia. People really don't care if she's lip-synching as long as she's giving a good show. Her fans wouldn't care if she sang nothing at all and just had an interpreter for the deaf doing sign language while Brit dances around the stage.

Josh Duhamel doesn't need to get some poon from a stripper when he has a girl at home who's a freak in the bed. In the new issue of Cosmopolitan, Fergie says she can be your run of the mill normal girl, or she can also be your dirty little slut.

"You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore. And me? I’m both."

That's my kind of girl! You have to switch things up every once in a while to keep your man satisfied. Why would Josh bang a stripper when he's got his own whore at home?

Speaking of spoiled brats, here's a kid that is gonna be hell on wheels when she gets older if her parents can't even get her to stop drinking from a bottle. Suri Cruise was photographed getting tipsy on a bottle while sitting on Katie Holmes' lap during a break from filming a movie in New York City.

The kid is three frickin' years old and wears high heels, yet they can't wean her off the bottle? Because they're famous and all, Dr. Jennifer Shu has put her two cents in about Suri's drinking habit.

"By the time kids are nine months old, they have the physical development and mouth coordination necessary to be able to drink out of a sippy cup or a cup with straw."

It's probably a hard habit to break because behind closed doors, Tom Cruise still drinks from a baby bottle himself. Not only that, but he also wears a diaper and makes Katie hold his ankles up and wipe his butt. Actually, it would be nice to pee yourself and have somebody clean you up and throw a little baby powder on your a*s.

Michael Lohan has released yet another tape to prove how f*cked up Lindsay is and believes by doing so she may wake up out of her drug induced slumber and decide she needs to go to rehab. How can you call yourself a good father when you're airing all of your daughters dirty laundry? This is like brown streaks in your underwear type of dirty laundry.

This time the taped conversation is with Dina Lohan explaining what a hot mess Lindsay has become. Dina has been lashing out at Michael for thinking Lindsay needs an intervention, yet momma Lohan says she tried to do one herself but failed.

"You don't even know what I went through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd punch me in the face, threw me out of the car  like you don't know the [expletive] I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Punched her own mother in the face and threw her out of the car? What a piece of sh*t daughter! Well, they're all a piece of poop, but to slap your mother around is unacceptable.

Lindsay posted a response to the latest taped conversation on Twitter and says her mother blamed herself for staying with Michael for so long and she begged her mother not to leave because Michael "always threatened to kill her if she did." Michael says Linds is full of crap and he's going to release more tapes to prove what a liar Lindsay is.

Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat who thinks she knows everything there is to know about life and believes she has her drug use under control. I give Lindsay three years before she's found dead in a hotel room from a drug overdose.

It's the attack of Britney Spears' nipples!

Sharon Osbourne calls Susan Boyle ugly, she should become a blogger.

Lady Gaga tries too hard example #496

Mariah Carey pulls a Hailey Glassman

Want some "hot Mormon muffins?" No thanks.

Megan Fox's thighs

Sasha Fierce looks like a hooker

Eddie Cibrian is already cheating on LeAnn Rimes

Who is secretly dating the President?

Kristen Stewart can't help it

Sarah Michelle Gellar's cute new baby pictures

Fantasia Barrino has a new boyfriend and she is so excited about it that she tattooed his name across her upper chest.

The only problem? Fantasia's boyfriend, Antwaun Cook, is married. Fantasia met Antwaun at a T-Mobile store in August, where he works as a salesman.

When Fantasia met Antwaun, he was living with his wife and two children. Fanny and Antwaun would hole up in a hotel in North Carolina, but he left his wife and two kids in mid-December. Fanny inked his name all over her body the following week!

Antwaun has moved into Fantasia's house where he's been shacking up with her ever since. Fantasia moves fast and the single mother makes good decisions!

He attended the Pink Party concert with her in Atlanta a few weeks ago where Fanny even called his name on stage.

Antwaun was also spotted sitting behind Fanny the other night at the Soul Train Music Awards.

Fantasia must be one of those chicks where you're like, 'So what'd you do this weekend?' and she's like, "My boyfriend likes to eat at Subway!"