Not only does Britney Spears spare the world from her inflamed crotch when she has pants on, it's like she also puts effort into wtfug she wears with her jeans.

She covers up the dandruff and infected scalp with a hat, puts on jewelry - check out the necklace, and gasp! Bitch even has a bra on. The only other time I've seen Britney in jeans, (I can count on one hand) she also looked like she ran a brush through her weave and tied it back.