Paris Hilton Looking For New Best Friend

Paris Hilton is set to have her own reality show series in search of a new best friend. What? You mean Paris and Nicole aren’t really BFFs? Noooo! I guess it’s a good thing there’s television to help out in the friend department. I can’t wait to see the ‘friends’ the casting directors come up with for the show. We’ll have the fat ones, a couple ugly chicks, throw in a couple gay guys, maybe even a paraplegic or two. The possibilities are endless!

“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells Usmagazine.com. “Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.” The new show is “going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life,” the source tells Us.

I hope the contestants are smart enough to realize she’s just going to dump their ass off at the next block once the show stops taping, which leaves the door open for season 2! She’s just looking for someone to clean up the little sausage link poop her dogs leave all over the place, and possibly help apply the Valtrex.

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