The Bachelor's Matt & Shayne Split

Surprise, surprise...not really.

The Bachelor's Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad's career.

Heh.

I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne's relationship was going nowhere.

He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!

Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,

"We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends."

Neither would elaborate.

Bye-bye, Monkey!