Tags: Lady Gaga, WTF
It’s starting to make sense as to why Lady Gaga is always wearing some fugged up helmet or hat on her head. She’s trying to soften the blow from flying objects!
While performing her hit song ‘Poker Face’ during her Monster Ball tour in Atlanta, Gaga was hit in the head by a bouquet of flowers. One of her psycho fans must have gotten a little too excited while rocking out to her song and accidentally let go of the flowers that whacked her in the head. It’s a shame it didn’t knock a bit of fashion sense into her.
Well folks, it’s been a pleasure blogging today and I’ll be back to hook you up with new posts on Monday. You never know, I might totally surprise everyone, including myself, and throw a few posts up tomorrow. Happy New Year to Firecracker and all of you fabulous POTP readers! Me love you long time. 🙂
Tags: John Mayer
I’ve never stared at his chest long enough to notice, but John Mayer makes it sound like he’s growing moobies and he’s not happy about it. You have to love a man who admits he’s growing boobs.
“I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest, but not when they’re mine.”
This confuses me because just about every man I know says if they had boobs they would play with them all day and never leave the house. So why doesn’t John let them keep growing? He could have his own set of hot knockers. I wish I had balls just so I could lay them across someones face like aviation goggles during a blow job, but that’s a whole other issue.
Tags: Charlie Sheen
In Brooke Mueller‘s mind, being threatened to be killed by her husband while he’s holding a knife, isn’t a good reason to pack her bags and leave. She seemingly wants to work on saving their marriage and her lawyer, Yale Galanter, says the couple just had a “bad night” when the incident happened.
“Brooke and Charlie are very passionate about each other, they love each other and want to try and save their marriage. They had a bad night and want to get beyond it. They want to try and resolve their issues. I filed papers so the couple can see each other immediately and work through the issues. I hope to meet with Charlie’s lawyer in court in the next day or so, but probably not before Monday.”
Word on the street is Charlie Sheen added an extra $1 million into the prenup as long as she stays married to him. This sounds like an auction for her affection, so if she can hold off a bit longer on working things out with him, he may up the price up to $10 million! If you’re going to be weak and give in, at least hold off for more cash.
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
It’s bad enough Lindsay Lohan has her own line of leggings for sale, but now she’s extending it to other goodies, such as jewelry and shoes. I’m so happy about it that I could just kiss an elephant’s as* right now!
Since Lindsay is hard-up to get people to purchase her goods, she posted a message on Twitter letting everyone know about her upcoming extension of 6126.
“i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing.”
Stick with what you really do best, which is posting ridiculous rants on Twitter, making a drunken fool of yourself in front of the paparazzi, and snorting a few lines of coke…. And keep your leggings to yourself, too!
Tags: Nicole Snooki Polizzi, Reality TV
MTV seriously has their hands full, not only with Snooki’s breasts, but they also have her diarrhea mouth to deal with. She seems to be in an uproar over the Italian-American organization, UNICO, who has been pressuring sponsors of Jersey Shore to boycott the show.
In a recent interview in Steppin’ Out magazine, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was asked what she would say to companies such as Domino’s and Dell, who have pulled advertising from the show. Needless to say, she didn’t hold back on her response.
“I just have one thing to say to Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and all the other haters out there,” she yelled. “F*** you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious… F*** you!
In a response to Snooki’s rant, Unico said “She is not an embarrassment to Italian Americans — she is actually an embarrassment to the entire human race!!!!”
Oh yeah, it’s time for Snooki to get all ‘Godfather’ on the sponsors and leave a horse head in one of their beds. Later that will lead to Snooki getting a call about Mike Sorrentino needing her help, and she’ll get shot up at the toll booth on her way to save his Guido a*s. That’s how you do it ‘Godfather’ style!
Tags: Tiger Woods
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Tiger Woods who sucks at being a good husband and probably has a green smelly penis, happy birthday to you. The guy who used to be known for his golf skills, but is now known for his man whoring abilities, turns 34 today!
Wasn’t he a cute little thing when he was a kid? It’s too bad he has ruined his image with his sexcapades that we’ve been hearing about over the last month. Over time, the drama will cool down and he can get back into his golf game, but we’ll always remember him as the male slut that he is. Thanks for the memories you little sex kitten!
Tags: Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Arrests
Isn’t it awesome when something crazy happens to a celebrity? All of this crazy dirty laundry comes flying out of their closet that we didn’t know about, like Brooke Mueller‘s arrests for Cocaine possession and a DUI.
It appears as though Brooke Mueller used to enjoy getting her drink on and playing with white powder before she became involved with Charlie Sheen. Brooke was “arrested by the Palm Beach Police Department on her DUI on Sept. 13, 1996. Her cocaine possession arrest was by Miami-Dade police on March 19, 2001.”
As part of Brooke’s DUI arrest, she was also charged for causing damage to property, which means she probably drove over some old woman’s mailbox after having a few too many drinks. It’s time for the poor folks who have dirt on Brooke to come out of the closet with their stories of what a crazy and wild party animal Brooke used to be, so they can cash in on the drama. You know this is only the beginning!
Tags: Jon Gosselin
Washed up fame whore Hailey Glassman is making sure her name is in the news yet again. This time she’s claiming that Jon Gosselin pushed her against a wall in their Manhattan apartment.
This must be what led up to her storming into the apartment and f*cking it up like a tornado went through it. Hailey claims Jon Gosselin pushed her against a wall in their apartment and “verbally abused” her after seeing a photo of her kissing Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman. A source said “that picture started the whole thing, a picture of her kissing another man.” That’s when you snatch her key to the apartment and tell her to get the hell out, instead of pushing her around.
Jon’s snake oil salesman lawyer Mark Heller is calling bullsh*t on Hailey’s story and claims Jon would never be physically abusive. “Jon is a lover, not a fighter. He’s been rumored to steal a kiss here and there, but he has never been accused of landing a sucker punch.”
If he’s going around sticking his tongue down random b*tches throats, he’s the one who should be thrown against a wall! Nah, keep the violence out of it, and instead take a picture of his tiny wang and post it on the Internet. That’s way more damaging than a black eye!
I’m going to change things up and try to write about something positive for once. I know, it’s so not my style!
Usher is looking to expand his Power by Service project by giving $500 grants to children who are trying to make a positive impact on their neighborhoods. Usher recently said “It’s a matter of putting the skills and the financial resources directly in their hands and letting them create change on their terms.” I think it’s a great idea, because he’s pushing kids to do good on their own and work on making a difference.
Kendrick Martinez and Victor Davila are two of the recipients of the money, and they plan to build skateboards for kids in their area because they want more Bronx teens to learn the sport. In return, the kids who are receiving the skateboards have promised to help Kendrick and Victor plant trees in a nearby community garden. The two teens said “It is our world and we have to take care of it. Not a lot of kids have cars, so skateboards is an alternative way to travel.”
Mad props to Usher for putting this project together!
Tags: Celebrity Couples, Charlie Sheen
I’m sure you read that headline and were completely taken by surprise, right? Of course Brooke should leave his as* if he’s threatening her with a knife, but some women are too stupid to leave when they should. I hope she’s not trying to stick with him for his cash flow because I’m sure the spousal support and child support checks will allow her to live comfortably for years!
Then again Brooke apparently asked Charlie Sheen for a divorce, and that’s when he went all Samurai on her with the knife. Sources say they are going to work on their relationship for the sake of the children.
“Brooke and Charlie still love each other, but they are very different. For the good of the children they definitely want to see if counseling will help before anything further is decided.”
I realize they want to try and work things out because they have children, but when your husband starts pulling out the Ginsu knives, there’s no turning back. How can you ever feel safe, and love a person who you thought was going to kill you? For all involved, it’s best if they just go their separate ways and stop drinking the abusive Kool-aid.
Tags: Celebrity Baby News
Rebecca Gayheart and her sexy husband Eric Dane are expecting their first child together.
Eric and Rebecca have been married for five years. It was only this summer when Eric’s nude tape with Rebecca and their friend surfaced online.
Months into Rebecca’s pregnancy, the mother to be was photographed smoking. This kid may be so screwed up. Rebecca said, “I think Eric is going to be a wonderful dad, and hopefully I’ll be a good mom. We’re absolutely looking forward to it.”
Rebecca is due in March.
Tags: Jersey Shore, Mike Sorrentino
It’s not his looks, and it’s not even his body, IMO, but we’ve finally discovered a reason why Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is so cocky.
He’s used to women throwing themselves or dollar bills at him. Mike used to work as a stripper in an “All American Male” exotic dance crew.
Mike’s situation involed a tour from New York to New Jersey in 2004. The picture above is from a bachelorette party where The Situation reportedly gave a “great lap dance.” I bet he does. I would let him give me one, too, if I wanted fleas falling outta his crotch and onto my lap. Can’t say I’ve ever had that happen at a bachelorette party before.