Tags: Lady Gaga, WTF
It’s starting to make sense as to why Lady Gaga is always wearing some fugged up helmet or hat on her head. She’s trying to soften the blow from flying objects!
While performing her hit song ‘Poker Face’ during her Monster Ball tour in Atlanta, Gaga was hit in the head by a bouquet of flowers. One of her psycho fans must have gotten a little too excited while rocking out to her song and accidentally let go of the flowers that whacked her in the head. It’s a shame it didn’t knock a bit of fashion sense into her.
Well folks, it’s been a pleasure blogging today and I’ll be back to hook you up with new posts on Monday. You never know, I might totally surprise everyone, including myself, and throw a few posts up tomorrow. Happy New Year to Firecracker and all of you fabulous POTP readers! Me love you long time.
Tags: John Mayer
I’ve never stared at his chest long enough to notice, but John Mayer makes it sound like he’s growing moobies and he’s not happy about it. You have to love a man who admits he’s growing boobs.
“I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest, but not when they’re mine.”
This confuses me because just about every man I know says if they had boobs they would play with them all day and never leave the house. So why doesn’t John let them keep growing? He could have his own set of hot knockers. I wish I had balls just so I could lay them across someones face like aviation goggles during a blow job, but that’s a whole other issue.
Tags: Charlie Sheen
In Brooke Mueller‘s mind, being threatened to be killed by her husband while he’s holding a knife, isn’t a good reason to pack her bags and leave. She seemingly wants to work on saving their marriage and her lawyer, Yale Galanter, says the couple just had a “bad night” when the incident happened.
“Brooke and Charlie are very passionate about each other, they love each other and want to try and save their marriage. They had a bad night and want to get beyond it. They want to try and resolve their issues. I filed papers so the couple can see each other immediately and work through the issues. I hope to meet with Charlie’s lawyer in court in the next day or so, but probably not before Monday.”
Word on the street is Charlie Sheen added an extra $1 million into the prenup as long as she stays married to him. This sounds like an auction for her affection, so if she can hold off a bit longer on working things out with him, he may up the price up to $10 million! If you’re going to be weak and give in, at least hold off for more cash.
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
It’s bad enough Lindsay Lohan has her own line of leggings for sale, but now she’s extending it to other goodies, such as jewelry and shoes. I’m so happy about it that I could just kiss an elephant’s as* right now!
Since Lindsay is hard-up to get people to purchase her goods, she posted a message on Twitter letting everyone know about her upcoming extension of 6126.
“i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing.”
Stick with what you really do best, which is posting ridiculous rants on Twitter, making a drunken fool of yourself in front of the paparazzi, and snorting a few lines of coke…. And keep your leggings to yourself, too!
Tags: Nicole Snooki Polizzi, Reality TV
MTV seriously has their hands full, not only with Snooki’s breasts, but they also have her diarrhea mouth to deal with. She seems to be in an uproar over the Italian-American organization, UNICO, who has been pressuring sponsors of Jersey Shore to boycott the show.
In a recent interview in Steppin’ Out magazine, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was asked what she would say to companies such as Domino’s and Dell, who have pulled advertising from the show. Needless to say, she didn’t hold back on her response.
“I just have one thing to say to Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and all the other haters out there,” she yelled. “F*** you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious… F*** you!
In a response to Snooki’s rant, Unico said “She is not an embarrassment to Italian Americans — she is actually an embarrassment to the entire human race!!!!”
Oh yeah, it’s time for Snooki to get all ‘Godfather’ on the sponsors and leave a horse head in one of their beds. Later that will lead to Snooki getting a call about Mike Sorrentino needing her help, and she’ll get shot up at the toll booth on her way to save his Guido a*s. That’s how you do it ‘Godfather’ style!
Tags: Tiger Woods
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Tiger Woods who sucks at being a good husband and probably has a green smelly penis, happy birthday to you. The guy who used to be known for his golf skills, but is now known for his man whoring abilities, turns 34 today!
Wasn’t he a cute little thing when he was a kid? It’s too bad he has ruined his image with his sexcapades that we’ve been hearing about over the last month. Over time, the drama will cool down and he can get back into his golf game, but we’ll always remember him as the male slut that he is. Thanks for the memories you little sex kitten!