Sick fuck Michael Lohan lurks every website possible to find out what Lindsay Lohan is doing because his daughter doesn't talk to his ass. Via her Twitter, Lily Allen mentioned that she's spending some time with Lindsay, which, of course, prompted a response from Daddy Lohan.
Lily Allen didn't expect her posting to be read by her pal's dad - who promptly reprimanded her for her partying habits.
Allen tells Australian TV host Rove McManus,
"I've only been on Twitter for like a month or something but the other day I was in Los Angeles and I hung out with a friend of mine, Lindsay Lohan, and I got a Twitter from her father going, ‘Dear Lily, I think you have an alcohol problem that needs to be addressed.' From Michael Lohan! I was like ‘Leave me alone!'"
ZOMG! I want to cuss Michael Lohan out for Lindsay, Samantha, Lily and everyone on the planet, but you know it would be so draining. I just want to vomit on him. Sorry, all. I know that's a bit much, but at least I'm always honest.
Oh and Papa Lohan's Twitter is currently suspended! :)
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March 2nd, 2009 4:33 PM
Doesn't Michael Lohan EVER shut the eff up?!?! Seriously, it's always "misery loves company" with this guy and wish he would disappear already!
March 2nd, 2009 4:40 PM
Agreed Craigmakk - how's about you and me gang up on him and gag him somehow - stop him from whining. He can't shake off both the of us...
March 2nd, 2009 4:55 PM
Let's do it, Amy. We'll be an unstoppable force in disrupting the activities of Michael! You and me. Haha.
We should start where it really hurts for MLo: interrupting his Internet activity . The Net are his vocal chords and he wouldn't be able tell everyone how shitty he is and how bad others are in the world, too. I'm excited already :)
March 2nd, 2009 5:15 PM
Michael Lohan is a disease. I can not think of anyone who has ever been such a talentless, self-righteous, judgmental and overall asshole like he is! I literally cringe when I hear about him.