Adrian Grenier Is The New K-Fat?

Adrian Grenier was photographed leaving Cafe Med on Sunset Strip looking like he's been ingesting too much comfort food. I don't want to believe it. Adrian is such a man whore, he uses lines like "how about we go home, and I fuck the shit out of you?" The story was later proven untrue but, coming from a hawt guy, that's a very romantic and generous offering.

Right now Adrian is borderline Wouldn't Hit It With An Elephant's Dick. And if he offered to eff the shit out of me, I would say "Gimme a minute" then I'd gulp down more booze and slap on the beer goggles.