Simon van Kempen: Gay or Straight?

Isn’t Simon van Kempen the gayest straight man you have ever seen? He is more flamboyant than drag queens. He is more feminine than all the women on The Real Housewives of New York City put together. He. Is. Gay.

Simon van Kempen, on the other hand, claims that he’s a straight dude. Uh, yeah. Is that why many straight and gay men and women say that Simon’s a closet case? My gaydar goes up in flames whenever I see Simon on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen Formal

Simon is trying to cock block, though, and says he’s hetero.

“If I was gay, I would be gay, but I’m not! I don’t want to have sex with men! If other manifestations of gay means that I like to wear nice clothes and go shopping, then I guess that’s fine! I love fashion, but I love my beautiful wife. That makes me gay? I mean, I’ve worn Speedos — therefore, I must be gay!” - If you’re not Michael Phelps, than hells yeah!

“Hopefully, in season three we can get over that. I am Simon, I am not anything more than that. I’m just a loving husband.”

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