‘Twas the morning of Christmas, when all through the house,
Brooke Mueller was arguing, with her famous, estranged spouse;
Several alcoholic beverages were opened, quickly consumed without a care,
Which prompted a dispute, landing actor Charlie Sheen in jail;
Okay, I’m gonna stop there. I know you’ve probably already heard this story before, so I wanted to do something a lil different.
Charlie Sheen allegedly pushed his estranged wife Brooke Mueller. He was arrested on Christmas and released on $8,500 bond on Saturday. Brooke’s alcohol level was .13 at the time of Charlie’s arrest. Charlie, 44, was arrested for felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor. Cops say all three charges are “coupled with a domestic violence component.” He is expected to show up in court on Feb. 8.
Charlie and Brooke’s camp now claim that Brooke was physically attacking Charlie and he only fought to keep her off him.
Charlie is one of those men who are a lot of work. I don’t care how drunk a*s Brooke was, I’d probably go Kung Fu on him too. He just reeks of being a self-righteous, bi-polar prick. That mugshot says it all. He’s casting a spell on us with his creased eyebrows and stare, after which he’s gonna ask for some head, just like he would with his former hookers.