“Short” + “buff” go together like “hot”+ “jerk” when it comes to men. Melissa Gorga of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has a midget husband who is the brother of Teresa Giudice. During one of Joe Gorga‘s very first scenes on RHONJ, he’s videotaped kissing Melissa’s feet and begging her to let him put lotion on her ass cheeks. I kid you not.
Joey adores his hot wife, but Melissa also says that there has to be a hot meal ready and waiting for him when he gets home from work.
Joe Gorga has the other half of the forehead sister Teresa Giudice didn’t receive. Joe and Teresa are two years apart, and he’s arguably better looking than she is, which isn’t saying much.
During Monday night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey season premiere, Joe became extremely upset at his son’s christening and wanted to fight Teresa’s husband Joe Giudice, who also happens to be pocket sized. A few ghetto fights erupted, and a cameraman was shoved, but we didn’t see Gorga and Giudice go at it, which is tragic cause everything gets better when a little person is thrown into the mix. I’m hoping that Joe will be shirtless and greased for all of his future Housewives scenes. I like him thus far.