Last week there was a rumor that Mel Gibson knocked up some chick named Laura Beliizi. Mel denied it, but has been photographed with Laura, and Laura says there’s no truth to the frivolous rumor.
Laura tells TMZ: “Mel Gibson is not the father of my child.”
She believes that her “alleged friends” who started the rumor are “being 100% dishonest in a misguided effort to seek 5 seconds of notoriety and fame.”
I still assume that they f*cked though, but that’s just me.