Kris Humphries and his mother appeared on Good Morning America this morning for an “exclusive tell-all” that the show had been hyping for a while. The only problem was that Kristopher only wanted to talk about basketball! I feel so sorry for GMA’s reporter. Kris is skilled at deflecting a series of questions, bringing each and every answer back to basketball. Also, Kris looks like he’s confused about what he’s supposed to do whenever he doesn’t have a basketball, or one of Kim’s a*s cheeks, in his hands.