I didn’t realize how much I’d been waiting to write this sentence until I was actually able to write this sentence but… Justin Bieber in space! (Yes, that might actually be a thing.)
Senior astronomer at the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute, Seth Shostak, has recommended that the barely-legal, pint-sized pop star be launched into the greater reaches of the universe. He believes that sending the Biebs into the stratosphere will help boost the popularity of commercial spaceflights and garner more interest and business for such enterprises.
All the little 20 year-olds with try to get mummy and daddy to buck up $200,000. Not unlikely. Why not spread the purple sweatshirts and faux-gangsta affects to a place beyond Earth? We’ve pretty much had enough.