The sad thing is, Christina Aguilera tried. She put on black, she pulled her hair back (which sometimes makes one's face look thinner) and she didn't overdo it with the makeup. But it just didn't matter.
Christina looks like she's expecting here. Kelly Osbourne is laughing right now as she runs on a treadmill, thankful for the gymspiration.
Christina Aguilera's hotness was murdered years ago. We mourn the loss of her former sexiness and we'll be holding a candlelight vigil during tonight's episode of The Voice.