Taylor Swift’s campaign to become a Kennedy/convince the world she’s perpetually 13 years old continued over the weekend with Swifty picking Conor Kennedy up from boarding school (seriously) and having, like, a totally boyfriend/girlfriend weekend complete with sundaes (again, seriously).
The latest issue of Us Weekly claims that Tay-Tay and Conor “couldn’t even wait for fall break” to hold hands and walk along the beach or whatever teenagers do in the fictitious version of the 1950s that Taylor lives in.
The couple enjoyed a weekend in a town near Conor’s school where they had dinner, went antiquing (Wtf?), and “capped off their G-rated weekend with an 11:30 PM stop at Friendly’s.” *eye-roll*
So, it’s the usual chaste BS that will eventually lead to Taylor getting dumped for a girl whose idea of a happy ending doesn’t involve sundaes. This time, however, the heartbreak could be worse than ever. “[Taylor] is obsessed with Conor,” says one insider. Uh-oh. Sounds like she should have an angsty ballad ready for the holiday shopping season.
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