So the other day I posted a photo of Demi Moore on the cover of W magazine because it looked as if part of her hip was missing in the picture. Demi posted a message on Twitter regarding the photo controversy and says her hips weren't altered. She also posted another version of the photo to prove she wasn't missing her curves.

"Here is the original image people my hips were not touched don't let these people bulls--- you!"

At lease we finally have a celeb who will stick up for herself when we criticize the photo for looking over edited. Ya know why? Cause she's a sexy bitch who doesn't need some imaging nerd editing the hell out of her photo, because she just looks that damn good. I'd give my left boob to have a body as hot as Demi's, especially at 47 years old... But I still think her hip looks weird.

Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone, is coming to her defense over the current sex tape scandal but all he really did was succeed at making an a** out of himself. During a recent interview he explained that Carrie's sexcapades were on a cell phone and were meant to be private, but that's not what is landing him on my perv-boy list.

When asked if he would watch the sex tapes if they were published, Billy said "If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” Does anyone else feel dirty and the need to take a shower after reading that comment? Seriously I would never go to another family function if my brother who wants to watch me diddle myself on video, was going to be there. What kind of jacked up family does Carrie come from for crying out loud!

By the looks of this photo, I would say Hayden Panettiere has a thing for machine guns! There can't be one man out there who isn't thinking of his own penis being in place of that gun in the picture.

As if the gun pic isn't provocative enough, wait till you watch the video of the golden champagne shower photo shoot. If I didn't know any better, I would think Hayden went into the porn business cause it looks like she's getting a serious load shot in her face. I wonder if the champagne shower photo could land photographer Tyler Shields in trouble since Hayden isn't of legal drinking age? Oh who cares, it's still hot!

Miley Cyrus' tour bus driver was apparently killed when the bus he was driving drifted off the road and flipped in Virginia. Sources say Miley usually rides in that bus but was not aboard at the time of the crash.

Officials are investigating whether the driver died before the crash or after -- which could explain why the bus drifted off the road. A rep from Dinwiddie Fire and EMS tells us the bus had been carrying Miley's concert production crew -- the rep also tells us there were 14 passengers on-board.

Miley's manager said it was one of their tour buses but not Miley's. It was a bus that transports their lighting crew. Thank God Miley wasn't on the bus or tweens would be causing riots and throwing themselves over cliffs had she died in that crash.

R.I.P. bus driver dude.

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this week for what was thought to be the cold, but that was just a bullsh*t lie. The human walking crack pipe was actually hospitalized for an anal leakage problem... I mean a booby leak. Amy's father who has previously said that Amy's boobs are great explained on his TV show that she was actually in the hospital because she had a "little leaky something or other."

One of Amy's friends also chimed in about Wino's leaky breast and said "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

I wouldn't put it past Amy to have begged the doc to fill her implants with vodka instead of saline or silicone so she could poke a straw into her t*t and get her buzz on when she needs to. I'm not comprehending how she has stuff literally leaking out of her boob especially since she had them done over a month ago. Would she still have open incisions around her nips? Somebody with fake boobies please fill me in cause my inquiring mind wants to know.

Tila Tequila tried giving an explanation for her very odd and very naked Ustream video and says she made it after having anxiety and she "just kind of flipped out a little bit." Really? Just a little bit? It's not every day that a celebrity acts like a complete nut job while running around naked on the Internet.

Tila also said she wants people to give her another chance because she wasn't treated fairly about her abuse allegations. She also says Rihanna is sending out a bad message by keeping quiet for so long about her incident with Chris Brown.

"No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone ... 'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.' So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it... What Rihanna did ... her message was to say quiet and that's not OK."

Just because Rihanna didn't do interviews with every magazine and talk show in America after she was beaten black and blue, doesn't mean she was keeping quiet and trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug. Sometimes we forget that famous folks are regular people who have their own personal issues to deal with too. She waited until she was comfortable with speaking about the beating and you can't knock her for that.

Pull out the tissues and curl up in the fetal position because the queen of talk shows is going off the air in 2011. Oprah Winfrey is expected to announce the end of The Oprah Winfrey Show during her live show today.

It is rumored that she will keep the show going on her upcoming network, OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network. So it's not like she's really going away, she just won't be on basic cable anymore which has to be a dagger in the heart to CBS. They're playing nice and released a statement regarding big O's departure.

"We have the greatest respect for Oprah and wish her nothing but the best in her future endeavors," CBS TV Distribution, which distributes the show, says in a statement. "We know that anything she turns her hand to will be a great success. We look forward to working with her for the next several years and hopefully afterwards as well."

I don't know what it is but I've always liked Oprah and I've been watching her show off and on for over 15 years. If I have to pay extra on my cable just to get her network, don't expect me to watch her show after 2011. I'll be alright though because Ellen is becoming my new daytime addiction.  

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are being sued after their dog allegedly attacked a flight attendant in 2006. Veterinarian Karen Overall, who has been hired by flight attendant Lisa Wilson's legal eagles, said the dog has behaved "aggressively and in a manner that consistently endangered humans."

Lisa Wilson claims Marc Anthony's military trained guard dog, Floyd, head butted her leg while she was carrying silverware, which caused her to fall and seriously injure her back. While investigating the incident, Dr. Karen Overall found the dog had also acted aggressively toward J.Lo and Marc's personal chef while he carried sharp cooking utensils. Apparently this dog is not a big fan of fine cutlery.

Apparently, eating utensils really set Floyd off. Overall singled out Anthony for knowing it and should have gotten the German military-bred pooch retrained. Wilson also noted that she had been told to be careful around Floyd - more evidence the couple knew he was a danger. She contends Marc Anthony ordered her not to make eye contact with the dog and to call Floyd by his name if she needed to pass.

This is a ridiculous lawsuit. I would understand if the dog bit a chunk out of her thigh or possibly dry humped her and bit the back of her neck in the process, but just knocking her over is a lame reason to sue.

I can describe the New Moon premiere in one word: PANDEMONIUM! In fact, I am 100% certain that my ears will never be the same. Thousands of high-pitched, screeching, shrieking females busting out their vocal chords in unison for hours has changed my life forever.

Now, I wasn't supposed to be at the New Moon premiere but those who know me in person know that I have a long history of getting in backstage at concerts and the like. It's all about faking confidence. There were THREE check-in points that I had no desire to attempt approaching. So I walked past all three and just looked a security guard in the eye and walked on over to the red carpet, per usual, and they bought it.

The premiere was held at the beautiful community of Westwood near UCLA. Streets were blocked off. Fans and cops aligned the street for blocks. I hadn't seen anything like it before.

Most of the celebrities and even Twilight cast members arrived in limousines or SUVs with tinted windows. But when Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed up - solo and in that order - they arrived in black cars with glass windows, therefore fans were able to spot them for blocks in advance and the screaming commenced and continued on end. In fact, it didn't matter if anyone famous exited a car or not, fans began screaming whenever a vehicle drove down the friggin' street.

Kellan Lutz, Dakota Fanning, Taylor, Robert and Kristen all personally greeted fans, but their personal interactions involved very few fans and interactions were brief. Fans had been camped out for up to five days, but how many people can say they were within a few feet of Patsy?

The New Moon premiere was like the second coming of Christ and I'm glad that I got to witness the hilarious hysteria, like the mother whose daughter wanted to leave but she wanted to stay. Ha! And the overall, tangible energy of the crowd was fun. I had no access to any of the stars because they're honestly like Christ himself - way too many handlers and snobs everywhere and psycho publicists.

I think it's great to get excited over something like Twilight if it brings you pleasure. I spoke with the lady in the top picture of this post and I wouldn't fly from Hawaii to L.A. only hoping to score some tickets to New Moon, but if she had fun doing it and has the money to do so (I hope she does) than great for her.

I did see all of the celebrities that were there: Jennifer Love Hewitt (with her great badonkadonk and looking very hot), Jamie Kennedy, 50 Cent, Jennie Garth, the New Moon cast, the Glee cast, etc. But I only have a few pictures below because the paparazzi were literally shoving me out the way and my camera sucks, therefore taking pictures became useless. I think a great time was had by all.

And to everyone checking out the movie tonight at midnight, I hope you love it. I'm going on Friday night.

Robert Pattinson's butt accident

One of my favorite videos

Scratch and sniff Megan Fox's crotch

Victoria Beckham says she's not going to lie about what she eats

Oprah is cancelling her show?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granny Conrad is writing ANOTHER book

Christina Aguilera looks like a blonde Asian Jennifer Lopez, IMO

Taylor Swift needs to back off

John Mayer on the Today Show

The 2006 Lady Gaga video bloggers are raving about

Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend dresses like Kourtney Kardashian does

Who's hotter: Kristen Stewart or Ashley Greene?

Kim Kardashian responds to nose job rumors