Brandon Davis Stole Scott Storch’s Watch

How can you not love a story like this! Brandon Davis had a sleep over at music producer Scott Storch’s house, and when Scott woke up the next day his $100,000 diamond encrusted watch was gone. There’s only one person who could’ve taken it and that would be none other than greasy bear Brandon who broke down when Scott confronted him.

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Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch,” a source said. “The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone – and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ‘It’s OK – I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ ” After learning he’d be caught, Davis “started crying hysterically and saying, ‘Please don’t tell anyone – I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police.” When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, “I heard about this. Give peace a chance.” Davis couldn’t be reached.

I think Scott looks like the dude from the old covers of Mad Magazine but he’s now my hero. Way to make Brandon cry like the pansy ass he is! Remember when he said how poor Lindsay Lohan was because she only had $7 Million? Lindsay’s firecrotch must be happy as a clam hearing about greasy’s cheap thievery.