Chris Brown Pick-Up Line: “I Promise I Won’t Beat You”

I may be a straight dude, but if Chris Brown gets anymore charming, I might have to try and marry him. The latest report on Mr. Perfect might amount to the most disgusting thing he’s allegedly done since the infamous Rihanna incident three years ago.

Chris Brown Crotch Grab

Wtnesses say Brown recently approached a young woman during a pre-Grammy event and used the line: “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” Worse, Chris and his entourage then had a good laugh at the ladies man’s witty one-liner. “He and his friends laughed about it,” one witness told Us Weekly. “Then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!”

Naturally, Chris’ reps deny the report, but with the behavior we’ve witnessed from him recently, would anyone be surprised if it were true? What Chris did to Rihanna was truly despicable, but it’s largely because of the way he’s acted in the years since that the public has been so unwilling to forgive him.

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