Clinton Yunkers: The Reason Why I Won’t Move to Indiana

Years ago, I attended a taping of The Price is Right with Bob Barker. My friend was the first person to get called from the audience because we’re at war and he’s in the military – all attendees are interviewed before each taping. Somewhere Firecracker is seen going nuts in the audience on TV when the first contestant, a hot black dude, gets plucked from the crowd. TMZ, go leak it.

… While at the taping, folks from all over the country were there. I’m talking ghost people: Pale as snow, overweight, bad haircuts, cheap shoes and fadded clothes folks. I felt as though I needed sunglasses, cause gawking at them while waiting to enter the theater was blinding.

If Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood‘s baby daddy Gary Shirley lost weight, he wouldn’t be so hard on the eyes. I didn’t think it was possible, but this Clinton dude is a downgrade. Clinton Yunkers isn’t pale as snow, but he’s not hot either. In Indiana I assume that Clinton’s like a 7, while in soCal he might be considered a 2. Some regions just produce fugly folk.

Meanwhile Amber wears brown makeup cause she thinks she’s a black woman trapped inside a white chick’s body. Gawd I hope these two never reproduce. Something should be done to prevent two selfish bad parents from having more young uns.