Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney Split!

There are two new pieces of fresh meat on the market: George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis! I don’t know about you, but George is a little aged for my taste, but I’d go for Elisabetta if I swung that way.

George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis

Since word has gotten out about their split, the two have released a joint statement.

“We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.”

She’s hot and can do better than George anyway. We may have had no idea who she is if it wasn’t for Georgy boy, but that’s beside the point. And George, well, he’ll just keep being George and rounding up the ladies.

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