Heidi Montag’s Boobs Fall Out Of Her Bikini

This plastic b*tch needs some acting lessons. Who honestly believes she was totally shocked that her size G breasts flopped out when Heidi Montag‘s wearing a strapless bikini top, goes in the water, and gets smacked by a few waves? Nobody!

Heidi Montag Booby Bikini Picture

Pictures like this actually make me thank the lord that her sex tape was never released. I’m all about watching hot pokin’ on tape, but when you see photos like this of Heidi putting on a pathetic ‘I can’t believe that just happened!’ face, I can only imagine the trashtacular moans and fake facial expressions she gives in her porn video. It would be more comedic than rub-one-out worthy.

Heidi Montag Boob Picture