Jersey Shore: Behind the Scenes in Italy

Last Thursday, we got our first look at the Jersey Shore guidos attempting to simultaneously fit in and stand out in the historic Italian city of Florence, and it was every bit as ugly and awesome as we anticipated. But if this ABC News segment is any indication, things are about to get a lot more interesting…and disgusting.

Reporter Chris Connelly bravely went behind the scenes (and into the bathrooms) of the Jersey Shore Italy house to reveal some hilarious and disgusting truths about the world’s most famous guidos.

For starters, Snooki reveals her stuffed animal collection and non-existent housekeeping habits. Even show creator Sallyann Salsano makes fun of her for basically living like a 12 year-old.

The Situation admits that he was “a bit angrier this year” and chalks it up to the fact that he wasn’t able to make it to the gym as often while he was overseas. Personally, I’d attribute it to the fact that after three seasons on the air, he found it difficult to hide what an evil d-bag he is, but whatever.

The girls make a trip to a Florence shoe store, where Snooki gripes that everything’s too big for her. Not a complaint she has when shopping for dresses. Naturally, the ladies rack up a massive bill, which gives Snookers cause for concern. “My dad’s gonna kill me on that one,” she says. Wait a minute, Snooki’s dad still pays her credit card bills?! How many millions does this chick have to make before she stands on her own two tiny feet?

Oh, and then there’s the bathroom. Just…watch the video for that one. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.