John Mayer Sailor Suit Pics From the Mayercraft Cruise in Long Beach, CA

John Mayer showed off his toned legs on his second annual Mayercraft cruise over the weekend. The Mayercraft cruise is the attention whore’s ultimate orgy fest.

Last year John Player put some tooth floss between his ass cheeks and ran around in a mankini. He’s a whore. And an exhibitionist… And a good time. It’s undeniable that the man brings the funny.

I’m going on this cruise next year. I am NOT joking. Trust. I am seriously going on this damn cruise next year. After looking at the pics for the past two years, it’s clear that I’m missing out on something completely ridiculous and that is unethical.