Justin Bieber and Rihanna Have the Weirdest First Date Ever

OK, so it wasn’t really a date, but every time I hear that Justin Bieber is out on the town with someone old enough to be his mom, I assume something inappropriate is going on (I’m looking at you, Kim Kardashian). I might actually be right in this case, because J-Biebs and Rihanna had dinner together last night and decided to tweet about their weird flirtations.

Justin Bieber and Rihanna

RiRi said on her Twitter feed, “Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy, lol!” Umm…OK. If ANY male celebrity tweeted that he thought a 16 year-old was “sexy” Chris Hansen would be waiting at the dude’s house by the time he got home. To her credit, Rihanna quickly realized what a pedo she sounded like and tweeted soon after “#Beliebersplzdontkillme.”

The Biebs responded by saying, “@Rihanna Never that. Its always love.” Then he posted the above pic. You’re not helping, Justin! In other news, Rihanna now has to notify her neighbors when she moves to a new town. She’s a predator!