Kim Kardashian: I Want A Baby!

Baby fever has hit Kim Kardashian and she wants one of her own! But she didn’t specify if she’ll birth it herself or buy it from a third world country. There is a recession going on, so she could probably get a good deal.

Kim wrote on her website that she would like to have a baby but not right now. It’s not like she has anyone to knock her up at the moment, so she doesn’t have anything to worry about.

She also wrote about her experience baby shopping with her sister, Kourtney Kardashian.

It’s really fun, but we have to stay neutral when you’re shopping for a baby and you don’t know what the sex of the baby is. I found that really hard…” Kim wrote. “I just wanted to to shop for pink or blue, haha! I want Kourt and Scott to find out already!!”

It’s the spawn of Kourtney and man-whore Scott, does it really matter what it is? The kid is going to have slut DNA either way.